You sir almost had me, until I realized that was not a turkey sub in your hands and you my friend do not have the anguish and suffering in your eyes like a man that has endured more strife and hardships in his short 45 year lifespan then most of us will ever see in the entirety of our own. No one can and should try to imitate the wonder that is Mr. Keanu Reeves. The man has quickly become an internet sensation and deserves all the fame and glory that comes from it. You my friend and merely an impostor…at best.
