No lie…do a search over at the MPAA website for 3 Ninjas Knuckle Up and you will see the actual reason it received a PG-13 rating, that’s right “Non-Stop Ninja Action.” Those boys, Rocky, Colt and Tum Tum are some bad ass mofos…I think they may even be the next iteration of the Chuck Norris meme.

• Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears 3 Ninja pajamas.
• The 3 Ninjas destroyed the periodic table, because the 3 Ninjas only recognize the element of surprise.
• The 3 Ninjas can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
• The 3 Ninjas touch MC Hammer
• The 3 Ninjas can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
• The 3 Ninjas are the reason Waldo is hiding.
• The 3 Ninjas once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.