Scotty Trigg

Rated PG-13 for Non-Stop Ninja Action

Posted By: on March 6, 2010
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No lie…do a search over at the MPAA website for 3 Ninjas Knuckle Up and you will see the actual reason it received a PG-13 rating, that’s right “Non-Stop Ninja Action.” Those boys, Rocky, Colt and Tum Tum are some bad ass mofos…I think they may even be the next iteration of the Chuck Norris meme.

  • Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears 3 Ninja pajamas.
  • The 3 Ninjas destroyed the periodic table, because the 3 Ninjas only recognize the element of surprise.
  • The 3 Ninjas can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
  • The 3 Ninjas touch MC Hammer
  • The 3 Ninjas can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
  • The 3 Ninjas are the reason Waldo is hiding.
  • The 3 Ninjas once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

3 Responses to “Rated PG-13 for Non-Stop Ninja Action”

  1. eloso says:

    bulllcrap….. this is the same shit that Chuck Norris…..

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