Posted by: Oral Adams on January 27th, 2010

HAMMER GOLF VIDEO [Craftman Labs YouTube]
If Autotrader Was Honest [Holy Taco]
10 Very Cool Looking Motorcycles [Uncoached]
The 6 Most Statistically Full of Shit Professions [Cracked]
Competitive Eating’s Seven Most Intriguing Contestants [Divine Caroline]
Woman Faints On Price Is Right Video [Break]
25 Unique Chocolate Covered Foods [Fork Party]
7 Things Magazines Teach Women About Men [Guyism]
Lunch Notes From My Permanent Roommate [Chris Illuminati]
How To Survive A Terrorist Attack Graphic [Newsweek]
Evolution My The Country Graphic [Kontraband]
Pixel Pansies: Eight Badass Characters Videogames Turned into Wimps [GameSpy]
McDonalds Menu Items From Around The World (40 Pics) [Food Network Humor]
5 Ways To Exploit Your Cat [Snuzzy]
If Life Were More Like Video Games… [OC Weekly]
Posted by: Scotty Trigg on January 27th, 2010
No matter how much Conan (and I as well) hate the moniker CoCo, it seems his fans have taken a liking to it. How did it come about you might ask. Here is the video from the second episode of The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien … a.k.a. the CoCo Christopher Show. Thanks to the announcer’s question “Bro’s a No No for CoCo?” which was obviously written because of the text (meaning he did it to himself) and to Tom Hanks insistence to carry on with the joke Conan now must live with this new nickname. Looks like The Tonight Show should be avoided, I think it’s bad luck.
Posted by: Oral Adams on January 26th, 2010

7 Ways To Legitimately Spot a Lair [Guyism]
Real World Video Game Vixens [COED Magazine]
The Science of Things: Apple [Fork Party]
25 Cat Fails (Pictures) [Holy Taco]
The 2009 Australian Mud Race [Uncoached]
7 Video Game Healing Methods Least Likely to Actually Work [Cracked]
14 Cool and Unusual Food Creations [Toxel]
Ice Age Characters In Ice [English Russia]
The Colorful Showcase Of Beautiful Typography [Smashing Apps]
4 bizarre Businesses Run From Inside Prison [Asylum UK]
If Videogames Were Named After the Phrases Said Most While Playing Them [College Humor]
The Legends in TV and Film [Gunaxin]
Freaks and Geeks Characters Matrix [Klodcast]
Posted by: Oral Adams on January 26th, 2010

Seriously, eSmart Tax is offering just that. They are subsidy of Liberty Tax Service and they are giving 2.2 million people the opportunity to file their tax returns with them absolutely free of charge. There’s a catch though (there always is right), but this catch is pretty interesting. They’re offering this free filing service to anyone with the last name “Johnson,” and as the Internets tell me, there are roughly 2,200,000 of them in the US. The Johnson clan ranks second most popular trailing only Smith.
If you head over to www.iamajohnson.com (even if you’re not, ’cause they also have good options for us less-than-Johnsons) you can apply for your free return. They’re using a bunch of social media including Twitter, Facebook and YouTube. They’ve also gotten the help of a real-life Johnson, Daryl Johnson in fact, to be the face of their entire campaign. If you didn’t guess by now, that’s his lovely mug up there.
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Posted by: Oral Adams on January 25th, 2010

8 Reasons You Don’t Really Want To Date a Porn Star [Guyism]
The 10 Most Ridiculous Things People Believe [COED Magazine]
UFC Fail [Fork Party]
8 Horribly Misguided ‘Futuristic’ Video Game Controllers [Cracked]
Lobster Knife Fight [Imgur]
Celebrity Facebook Updats [Holy Taco]
Homeless Guy Covers “Creep” Video [Uncoached]
Insane Soccer Goal Video [YouTube]
21 Awesome Life-Sized Legos [Maxim]
Scientists Create Tube Map of the Milky Way [Mail Online UK]
New York Woman Falls, Rips Picasso Painting [Yahoo! News]
F1 Racecar Driving on Frozen Lake Video [The Sun]
Avatar Passes Titanic Overseas Boxoffice Record [Hollywood Reporter]
The Best Movies Of The Decade: Mathletes Edition [Hollywood.com]
Posted by: Dutch Mechanic on January 25th, 2010
I’ve seen some amazing gravity-defying acts in my time, but nothing as… awesome as this. It would appear that she is being held up by his… belt buckle or something.

Posted by: Scotty Trigg on January 25th, 2010

Dear Internet,
Leno took over The Tonight Show from Johnny Carson in 1992 and I was curious as to how it had affected his boyish good looks since then. How did the show treat him? Well it looks like the hair got a lot grayer (except the good ol’ skunk stripe, that got blacker), the face a little rounder and the belly a bit more “full”.
Back in 92′ sir O’Brien was still holding down the geek-boy dream job as writer for The Simpsons but he began his stint on Late Night the following year. So as for how his show treated him, aside from that hair really starting to take over, he looks pretty much the same. A little less wiry, a bit more fit. One thing is evident though, one need not have a decent mop on top to be a late night host. After comparing these I would say Conan is better off without the The Tonight Show after all.
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Posted by: Heesa Phadie on January 25th, 2010
It’s late at night, you ‘ve managed to make it to the supermarket but now the dreaded moment is upon you where you must make a choice between delicious Cheez-It crackers or a bag of Mesquite Kettle Chips…how can one possibly make a decision between the two? Well we here at Top Cultured have take the guess work out of it for you. Flow this flowchart to tastebud and stomach bliss.
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Fast Food
Cereal
Chain Restaurant
Beer
Freezer Aisle
Candy
Produce Aisle
Soda
Vending Machine
Food Court
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Posted by: Oral Adams on January 24th, 2010

25 Lazy Security Guard Pictures [Holy Taco]
The 7 Biggest Facebook Taboos [Guyism]
“Real Girls” Pajama Parties [COED Magazine]
Games You Should Have Played [Fork Party]
No Chance This Video Doesn’t Make You Smile [Uncoached]
How To Fake Talent Using The Acoustic Guitar as a Prop [Cracked]
20 Amazing Photos That Claim Not To Be Photoshopped [Web Design Core]
Winter Driving Fail [Failblog]
8 Epic “Save the Date” Videos [Wedding Blog]
Only 11 Minutes of Football in a Football Game [Wall Street Journal]
75 Memorable Cars of Hollywood [Regretful Morning]
The Real Meaning of Flags [Imgbit]
Posted by: Heesa Phadie on January 24th, 2010

Think that’s a toy…think again. This is an actual, for real, edible meal. Brought to you by the Japanese geniuses at Golden Brown in Tokyo. Inside you’ll find four small beef patties, buns, cheese, a small head of iceburg lettuce, tomatoes, ketchup and mayonnaise. All the fixings you need to have a wonderful meal. Flip over the lid and you’ll find all the handy instructions on how to cook and assemble your wonderful American delicacy.
I’m sorry, but if I had this available to me I’d be eating it for every meal. The box does contain a few warnings:
- Attention! GOLDEN BROWN Burger is Yummy and so much more!
- Please! Remember to clean up your drools.
- DANGER: Your mouth watering may not stop.
- CAUTION: We are not responsible for your drooling.



Photos via Flying High & Riding Dirty