Scotty Trigg

Rated PG-13 for Non-Stop Ninja Action

Posted by: Scotty Trigg on March 6th, 2010


No lie…do a search over at the MPAA website for 3 Ninjas Knuckle Up and you will see the actual reason it received a PG-13 rating, that’s right “Non-Stop Ninja Action.” Those boys, Rocky, Colt and Tum Tum are some bad ass mofos…I think they may even be the next iteration of the Chuck Norris meme.

  • Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears 3 Ninja pajamas.
  • The 3 Ninjas destroyed the periodic table, because the 3 Ninjas only recognize the element of surprise.
  • The 3 Ninjas can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
  • The 3 Ninjas touch MC Hammer
  • The 3 Ninjas can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
  • The 3 Ninjas are the reason Waldo is hiding.
  • The 3 Ninjas once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

Oral Adams

What’s Going On Down There?

Posted by: Oral Adams on March 5th, 2010

Obama Caught Lip-Syncing Speeches [ONN]

RIP: A dozen dead (or almost-dead) soft drinks [Westword]

The Spring Training Cliché Translator [Maxim]

9 Whimsical Seuss-Inspired Things [Woman's Day]

The Best Doughnuts: Fried Dough Has Never Looked This Good [CafeMom]

Street Scenes of Baghdad [Newsweek]

If Restaurants Were Honest [Cracked]

25 Awesome Mustaches Photos [Holy Taco]

Love Marriage: Auto-Tune + Moustache Video [Fork Party]

10 Amazing Pictures of the Solar Eclipse [Uncoached]

Your Spring Shoe Collection: The Essentials [COED Magazine]

30 Smashing Celebrity Dolls [SmashingLists]

7 things women are worried about on a first date [Guyism]

K. Thor Jensen

Miley Cyrus Screwed & Chopped

Posted by: K. Thor Jensen on March 5th, 2010

Miley Cyrus Screwed & ChoppedApparently the new hotness is to take Miley Cyrus’s “Party In The U.S.A.” and give it a remix for sizzurp drinking. Check out some of the most amazing ones here.






Oral Adams

25 Cutting Edge Lawn Mowers

Posted by: Oral Adams on March 5th, 2010


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Oral Adams

Caught Speeding

Posted by: Oral Adams on March 4th, 2010

7 Things Women Are Worried About On A First Date [Guyism]

Making Decisions in the WSOP Flowchart [Fork Party]

25 Amazing Snow Sculptures [Holy Taco]

Who I Would Like to Be in Life [Uncoached]

17 More Images You Won’t Believe Aren’t Photoshopped [Cracked]

Women vs Men Color Chart [Doghouse]

Naked art: 5,200 Sydneysiders strip for Spencer Tunick [Guardian UK]

Olympic Golden Girl Hotties [MPora]

Great Alcoholic Celebrity Capers [Madatoms]

20 Picture Perfect Houses of Film and TV [Fixr]

Feeding Frenzy of Food Journalists Descends on K! Pizzacone [Village Voice]

The 15 Most Bizarre Tributes to Fame [PopCrunch]

Best Fails From the Previous Year 1 Video [Funny or Die]

10 Things Guys Don’t Get About Women [COED Magazine]

Oral Adams

Kings Of Internet Videos Back At It

Posted by: Oral Adams on March 4th, 2010

You’ve probably already seen this video (it already has over 1 million views in under 48 hours) by the amazingly awesome band OK Go but I couldn’t help put post it here…it’s just too amazing. It’s for the song “This Too Shall Pass” off of their new album “Of the Blue Colour of the Sky”.

Their video for “Here It Goes Again” is still one of my favorites. I’m glad that they were able to allow people to embed their videos once again. If you haven’t seen this post by Damian from back in January, they had a dispute with their record label about allowing blogs and such using the videos.

It blows my mind that they were able to set this whole sequence up. Obviously they had it rigged to be fail safe but even still…that would take a whole lot of planning, a whole lot of people and a whole lot of patience. This amazing Rube Goldberg Machine was constructed over several months by Syyn Labs and the band in a 2-story warehouse in Echo Park, CA.



Oral Adams

I’ve Got a Pretty Big Show To Play Tonight

Posted by: Oral Adams on March 3rd, 2010

7 Horror Movies So Bad They’re Good [Fork Party]

25 Funny Finger Faces Photos [Holy Taco]

The 7 Biggest Mama’s Boys In TV History [Guyism]

Who Will Be Cast As The Next Wonder Woman? [COED Magazine]

Figure Skating Wrestling [Uncoached]

6 Sci-Fi Technologies You’ll Soon Have On Your Cell Phone [Cracked]

Top 10 Old School Fast Food Toys and Collectibles [Miami New Times]

Fantastic Seinfeld Parody Comic [Imgur]

40 Hong Kong Foods We Can’t Live Without [CNNGo]

8 Fictional Cities I Wish I Could Live In [EgoTV]

Snow Angels — 10 Winter Olympics Hotties [Asylum]

Diamond the size of a ‘chicken’s egg’ sells for record $35.3 million [Telegraph UK]

25 Nostalgic Photos Comparing Past to the Present [WildAmmo]

Lara Croft and Slave Leia Having a Snowball Fight [ToplessRobot]

Scotty Trigg

Figure Skating Made Awesome

Posted by: Scotty Trigg on March 3rd, 2010

Man alive…if the Olympic figure skaters had done routines like this I would be a frequent viewer. Matter of fact I would probably become a loyalist and lobbier of the “sport”. I can’t stop watching this….it turns Evgeni Plushenko from a gliding fairy to one bad ass mother. I guess adding Metallica, battle axes, lightening, dragons and fire to anything just makes it awesome. Maybe I need to add some of this to my own repertoire.

Oral Adams

50 Pictures of Some Really Tired Kids

Posted by: Oral Adams on March 3rd, 2010

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Oral Adams

Please Explain This To Me

Posted by: Oral Adams on March 2nd, 2010

6 Soldiers Who Survived Shit That Would Kill a Terminator [Cracked]

The Star Wars Fan’s dream home theater (16 Photos) [The Chive]

25 Funny Bum Signs [Knuckles United]

20 Ways to Get Creative With Mac ‘n’ Cheese [SpringPad Blog]

31 Aquariums From Wow to WTF Pictures [WebEcoist]

Do Da John Wall Official Video From Cash [Buster Sport]

Treadmill Computing – Walk and Code [8th Light]

The Dumbest Things Beauty Queens Have Ever Said [The Huffington Post]

30 Most unusual Taxis from around the World [Epidemic Fun]

Top 100 LOLCats [Best of LolCats]

Hear the One About the Guy Who Dumped His Girlfriend Live? [River Front Times]

Television Gold: The Top Five Maury Guests [COED Magazine]

The Underground Tunnels of Las Vegas are Inhabited [Uncoached]

25 Animals Riding Motorcycles [Holy Taco]

True CSI Miami Fans [Fork Party]

The 8 stages of beer drinking [Guyism]

Props to the Canadians (well…their women at least) [ICanHasInternets]

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