Posted by: Scotty Trigg on February 25th, 2010

As you may have heard, yesterday a trainer (Dawn Brancheau) at the Sea World in Orlando, Florida was killed as she was pulled or slipped (there’s still debate) into the whale tank. The reports are a little vague at this point put but what is stated is “she was then fatally injured by the whale”.
The whale in question here is the bull orca Tilikum. Here is some info about craze-eyed beast:
- He’s 29 years old
- Captured near Iceland in November 1983 at two years of age
- Measures 22 feet 6 inches long
- Weighs 12,300 pounds
- His pectoral fins are six and one half feet long
- His 6-foot-tall dorsal fin weighs close to 200 pounds alone
- He is the largest Orca in captivity
- He has sired 13 offspring, 10 of which are still alive (a record)
- His name means “friend” in Chinook
Now you may be saying to yourself…he seems like a good guy from these above points…don’t let his name fool you. What may not be as widely known is that he is a literal cold-blooded killer whale.
In 1999, Tillikum was blamed for the death of a 27-year-old man whose body was found floating on his back in a tank at SeaWorld, the apparent victim of a whale’s “horseplay,” authorities said then. The Orange County Sheriff’s Office said the man apparently hid in the park until after it closed, then climbed into the tank.
Tillikum and two other whales also were involved in the drowning of a trainer at a Victoria, British Columbia, marine park in 1991. The trainer fell into the whale tank at the Sea Land Marine Park Victoria and was dragged underwater as park visitors watched.
So now that puts his kill count at 3 in the span of his 27 years in captivity.I don’t know about you but I’m going to find it a little bit harder to sleep tonight knowing that this lunatic of a whale is still out there murdering people Willy-nilly.

*Must I really state that this makes a point that maybe we shouldn’t be holding animals in captivity and “teaching” them to dive through hoops and splash patrons all for our enjoyment. I’m for one amazed at how these majestic creatures are treated. It’s sad that someone (or in this case multiple) people had to die for this to come to light but these tragedies occurred because of his situation…not naturally.
Posted by: Heesa Phadie on February 25th, 2010
Star Wars
Along with Boba Fett you can find R2D2, Yoda, Darth Vader & C3PO [Cheap Cookie Cutters]

Helvetica
The perfect way to spell out any message [Beverly Hsu]

Pac-Man
Now you can eat the ghosts like Pac-Man after finding some power pellets [Instructables]

Legos
What better way to make those brick of a cookies more appealing than make them tiny bricks [BuzzFeed]

Already Bitten Cookie
You would have done it yourself anyways, this way you’ll just have to eat the whole cookie [Wonderfully Wacky]

Fetus
Okay maybe this doesn’t fit under the “cool” title but nonetheless… [So-Stylo]

Spongebob Squarepants
If you can’t make it down to Bikini Bottom now you can bring part of it to you…ahhhhhhhhhhh [Wilton]

Penises
With these you can tell someone to “go eat a dick” but make it tasty as well [Chocolate Fantasies]

Leg Lamp
If you know someone that is a big fan of “A Christmas Story” they’ll be sure to love these [Leg-Lamp]

Kama Sutra
Maybe if you position the oven rack differently it’ll heat things up at bit [Pippar Kakan]

Posted by: Scotty Trigg on February 24th, 2010

Hailing from the UK comes this genius of an invention. The kind that makes you say “why didn’t I think of that?” I mean just look at at these list of “features”:
- Glow In The Dark Toilet Roll
- Allows you to see the Toilet Roll clearly at night without having to turn the light on
- Will fit any normal loo roll-holder
- Suitable for anyone old enough to be using loo roll!
- Full roll: 9 (depth) x 10 cm.
It has also been lauded as a fantastic accessory for your camping trips and “actually the most useful glow–in-the-dark product ever” by blogger Chip Chick. That is quite a praise.
A single roll will set you back £4.99 (or about $7.70 at current exchange rates) which is anywhere from 5-10x what you’d pay for a regular 2-ply but the added convenience may just be worth the price….at least for those hurried nighttime porcelain rendezvous. It’s a good thing I’m old enough to use a loo roll too…because lord knows I need this and he has come through with shining colors (of glowing green) to answer my prayers and wipe my bum!
Posted by: Oral Adams on February 24th, 2010
The ever insatiable appetite of the great ALF (Alien Life Form) for Earth’s felis domesticus has led him to post his condolences to the sad owner of Perdu. You might want to lock your kitty indoors for the time being.
We too are sorry. But in some good news…you can find the one and only ALF aka Gordon Shumway on Twitter as @Verified_ALF where he’s been tweeting hilarious daily for a little while now. Looks like he’s adopted Earth technology well and maybe he’ll be staying for an extended period of time.

UPDATE: Looks like he’s even using Chatroulette (or…Catroulette)

Posted by: Heesa Phadie on February 24th, 2010
Posted by: Oral Adams on February 23rd, 2010

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25 Dog Fail Photos [Holy Taco]
6 Insane Coincidences You Won’t Believe Actually Happened [Cracked]
The Ten Most Cringe-Worthy/Awkward Interviews [Westword]
Faux Photography, Take 2: 55 More Amazingly Realistic Paintings [Web Urbanist]
Ten TV Shows That Should Get a Remake [Buddy TV]
40 Epic Digital Paintings [Designzzz]
17 Genius LEGO Artworks [Women's Day]
Lords of the Dance Video [Live Leak]
Halo: Reach Pictures [IGN]
VIDEO: T-Pain introduces his “Dolphin Killer” Hearse [AutoBlog]
Why Americans Can’t Whine About Winter [Uncoached]
How to Dress Like a Modern Day Secret Agent Man [COED Magazine]
This Helps Me Understand Women Better [ICanHasInternets]
Posted by: Scotty Trigg on February 23rd, 2010
After winning the NCAA Squash National Championship, Trinty player Baset Chaudhry got all up in Yale’s Kenneth Chan’s face. The big guy stands at 6′5″ and weighs a hefty 210 (yeah, in his bra) whereas his counterpart is much smaller (sorry couldn’t find his exact stats) but apparently Chan was the guy who started all the “drama”. Wow, I never knew squash to be so intense.
Posted by: Oral Adams on February 22nd, 2010

League of Extraordinary International Douchebags [PopCrunch]
Dog Does “Grease” Show Dance Video [CrazyLegsMicechat]
25 Beautiful Examples of Action Sequence Photography [Hongkiat]
Star Wars Never Looked So Real [This Blog Rules]
Sleeping Beauty Baby Photos [Telegraph UK]
Imminent Faceplant Video [College Humor]
Doormats With Attitude: Top 10 Most ‘Unwelcome’ Welcome Mats [Burbia]
Will I Get Laid Based On What Panties She’s Wearing? [Regretful Morning]
House Of Pain: A Look At Household Appliance Injuries [iSmashPhone]
5 Things The Media Loves Pretending Are News [Cracked]
Natalie Portman is Peelicious [Uncoached]
25 Hilarious Yahoo Answers [Holy Taco]
5 Mashup Artists That You Need to Hear [Fork Party]
6 Sexiest Figure Skaters of the 2010 Winter Olympics [COED Magazine]
10 Reasons Men Love to Play Video Games [Guyism]
The Biggest Loser of All Time? [ICanHasInternets]
Posted by: Heesa Phadie on February 22nd, 2010
If you’ve ever been confused on the proper care and protection of your “banana”, worry no more. With instructions on how to unload promptly, store carefully, display carefully, handle gently and a full color chart.
