It looks like the champ is getting a little excited. X appears to be trying to calm him down.

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They told me I could be anything I wanted…

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Are most gamers at this point old enough to truly have nostalgia for NES? I would think that an NES was just one of the consoles for them to choose from. Unless you’re near 30 or older, you could have had the next generation as your first console.

All three are so amazingly hipster that putting them in the same post might actually stop time altogether. We’re willing to take the risk for the sake of science. Which one is more hipster?

All these commercials keep talking about how you should invest in gold; how the price of gold is going up. They don’t realize that the real money is in rhino horns and antimatter.

… you’ll always wonder, “What if?”

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If ever a liquid deserved to get the attention of the masses, it’s alcohol. Take that out of the equation and the most important liquid invented by man is WD-40. Take a look at the amazing applications this semi-accidental discovery can be used to do.

From: Shreveport Chevrolet Via: WD-40

I’ve always wondered why people in the Harry Potter universe used cars, refrigerators, and other muggle-made items, but never used things like computers or guns. All they had to do was set up a team of snipers around Harry and waited for Voldemort to show up.

Have you ever wondered why dogs love to stick their head out the window in a car (or out the sunroof, as with our happy hound above)? The reason has less to do with the noticeable (and comical) effects it has on their mouth as much as their nose.

“They’re pretty much in ecstasy when they’re riding in the car and the wind is pushing all these odors in their nose,” said Dave Burke, a veterinarian at Grand Traverse Veterinary Hospital. “They can discern things we’re totally unaware of.”

With noses 1000-2000 more powerful and accurate than human noses, it’s the most important sense to them. Like the visuals humans get from acid or the tactile sensitivity they get from ecstasy, wind infusing odors into a dog can be a trip.

In a modern day case of Capulets v.s Montagues, two Autralian families, the Thorntons and the Jorgensens, had a violent feud yesterday that ended in disaster. From what I recall, however, Shakespeare’s classic family feud didn’t end with two men dueling with a chainsaw and a samurai sword. The full story can be found at http://goo.gl/B84lq.