Posted by: Oral Adams on January 25th, 2010
8 Reasons You Don’t Really Want To Date a Porn Star [Guyism]
The 10 Most Ridiculous Things People Believe [COED Magazine]
UFC Fail [Fork Party]
8 Horribly Misguided ‘Futuristic’ Video Game Controllers [Cracked]
Lobster Knife Fight [Imgur]
Celebrity Facebook Updats [Holy Taco]
Homeless Guy Covers “Creep” Video [Uncoached]
Insane Soccer Goal Video [YouTube]
21 Awesome Life-Sized Legos [Maxim]
Scientists Create Tube Map of the Milky Way [Mail Online UK]
New York Woman Falls, Rips Picasso Painting [Yahoo! News]
F1 Racecar Driving on Frozen Lake Video [The Sun]
Avatar Passes Titanic Overseas Boxoffice Record [Hollywood Reporter]
The Best Movies Of The Decade: Mathletes Edition [Hollywood.com]
Posted by: Dutch Mechanic on January 25th, 2010
I’ve seen some amazing gravity-defying acts in my time, but nothing as… awesome as this. It would appear that she is being held up by his… belt buckle or something.
Posted by: Scotty Trigg on January 25th, 2010
Dear Internet,
Leno took over The Tonight Show from Johnny Carson in 1992 and I was curious as to how it had affected his boyish good looks since then. How did the show treat him? Well it looks like the hair got a lot grayer (except the good ol’ skunk stripe, that got blacker), the face a little rounder and the belly a bit more “full”.
Back in 92′ sir O’Brien was still holding down the geek-boy dream job as writer for The Simpsons but he began his stint on Late Night the following year. So as for how his show treated him, aside from that hair really starting to take over, he looks pretty much the same. A little less wiry, a bit more fit. One thing is evident though, one need not have a decent mop on top to be a late night host. After comparing these I would say Conan is better off without the The Tonight Show after all.
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Posted by: Heesa Phadie on January 25th, 2010
It’s late at night, you ‘ve managed to make it to the supermarket but now the dreaded moment is upon you where you must make a choice between delicious Cheez-It crackers or a bag of Mesquite Kettle Chips…how can one possibly make a decision between the two? Well we here at Top Cultured have take the guess work out of it for you. Flow this flowchart to tastebud and stomach bliss.
You may also enjoy our other flowcharts:
Fast Food
Cereal
Chain Restaurant
Beer
Freezer Aisle
Candy
Produce Aisle
Soda
Vending Machine
Food Court
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Posted by: Oral Adams on January 24th, 2010
25 Lazy Security Guard Pictures [Holy Taco]
The 7 Biggest Facebook Taboos [Guyism]
“Real Girls” Pajama Parties [COED Magazine]
Games You Should Have Played [Fork Party]
No Chance This Video Doesn’t Make You Smile [Uncoached]
How To Fake Talent Using The Acoustic Guitar as a Prop [Cracked]
20 Amazing Photos That Claim Not To Be Photoshopped [Web Design Core]
Winter Driving Fail [Failblog]
8 Epic “Save the Date” Videos [Wedding Blog]
Only 11 Minutes of Football in a Football Game [Wall Street Journal]
75 Memorable Cars of Hollywood [Regretful Morning]
The Real Meaning of Flags [Imgbit]
Posted by: Heesa Phadie on January 24th, 2010
Think that’s a toy…think again. This is an actual, for real, edible meal. Brought to you by the Japanese geniuses at Golden Brown in Tokyo. Inside you’ll find four small beef patties, buns, cheese, a small head of iceburg lettuce, tomatoes, ketchup and mayonnaise. All the fixings you need to have a wonderful meal. Flip over the lid and you’ll find all the handy instructions on how to cook and assemble your wonderful American delicacy.
I’m sorry, but if I had this available to me I’d be eating it for every meal. The box does contain a few warnings:
- Attention! GOLDEN BROWN Burger is Yummy and so much more!
- Please! Remember to clean up your drools.
- DANGER: Your mouth watering may not stop.
- CAUTION: We are not responsible for your drooling.
Photos via Flying High & Riding Dirty
Posted by: Heesa Phadie on January 23rd, 2010
Take a moment to read through the previous episodes, especially the first one if you haven’t already. It will give you a better understanding of the “characters” involved with the show and with the rules and procedures for the BBQ competition circuit.
BBQ Pitmasters Episode 1 Smokin’ in Mesquite Nevada Open BBQ Championships
BBQ Pitmasters Episode 2 Murphysboro Barbecue Cook-off
BBQ Pitmasters Episode 3 Decatur Riverfest Cook Off
BBQ Pitmasters Episode 4 American Royal Invitational
BBQ Pitmasters Episode 5 American Royal Open
This episode covered the Dover Delaware BBQ Championship that took place last October 16th and 17th. There was a total of 81 competitors and $15,000 at stake. The biggest thing here was certainly the weather. They continued to mention the hardships that were brought up by trying to cook in such cold conditions. It was very difficult for a lot of the cooks to maintain the proper temperatures to cook their meats the way they would like. They attempted to insulate their barbecues with mats and blankets. That’s not to mention having to be out in the cold and rain to actually cook too.
As always there were a couple of people from the 6 featured throughout the show that didn’t make this particular episode. There was no mention of either Johnny Trigg or Paul Petersen this time. The show mainly featured the competition between Myron and Tuffy. Tuffy has beat Myron the last three years in Dover and on top of that Tuffy supplied Myron with his brisket because his was not going to arrive in time.
LeAnn was featured a lot as well. She had a lot of problems because she normally has the help from her boyfriend of three years Billy but we learn that they have split up and she is not going to have his aide. She brings along her 10-year-old daughter Sam to help. Sam is knowledgeable and is able to help LeAnn but there is a lot of things that Billy would normally do that either LeAnn has to end up doing herself or just doesn’t know how to do it.
Another fun thing in this episode was Harry Soo’s buddy Gary Notley branching off from Slap Yo’ Daddy BBQ and competing against him as Notley Que. Harry taught Gary a lot of what he knows about BBQ and it was interesting to see them compete. It’s not entirely new for them, they’ve been up against each other several times on the California BBQ competition scene.
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Posted by: Dutch Mechanic on January 23rd, 2010
You may have thought the Dodge Ram was just the name of a truck, but neigh, it has a far deeper meaning which has been kept a secret until now. Behold! The true meaning of “Dodge Ram.”
Posted by: Heesa Phadie on January 23rd, 2010
Where: Long John Silver’s
What: Alaskan Flounder Wrap, Battered Fish Taco, Fried Clam Strips, Huspuppies, Popcorn Shrimp, Cole Slaw & Corn.
Cost: $10.65
Success: Yes!
Previous Will They Build Its?
Taco Bell (Nacho Cheesy Blackjack Volcano Gordita Crunch)
McDonald’s (Big McSausage Egg Surf & Turf Mac)
Burger King (Double Bacon Rodeo State Fair Cheeseburger) – Featured on Conan O’Brien
Arby’s (Every Animal on the Farm Sandwich)
Weighing in at a lovely 1,570 calories this thing packs a mean punch. The scary thing isn’t the calories, the almost 200% daily intake of sodium or even the nearly 100% of daily fat. No, the scary thing is the 20 grams of trans fats. In the ideal world one should consume NO trans fats. So with the 20 grams found here it will help add to your buoyancy when you’re floating around in the ocean. Eating a couple of these you’ll be a whale in no time.
Combing almost every deep-fried item from the LJS menu we bring you the amazing Long John Silver’s Deep-fried Bottom of the Sea Wrap.
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Posted by: Oral Adams on January 22nd, 2010
6 Slang Terms With Surprisingly Badass Origins [Cracked]
25 Funny Billboards [Holy Taco]
The Scariest Pictures of Lady Gaga [Uncoached]
Treadmill Tumbler [Total Pro Sports]
Wacky Mustaches [Metromix]
Potato Chip Grabbing Gadget Keeps Fingers, Keyboards Clean [InventorSpot]
Bobsled Suit Fail Video [Fork Party]
300 Pound Woman Sentenced After Squashing Her Boyfriend [Guyism]
Naughty Nurses [Uncoached]
The 10 Best Poker Hands of the Decade [Bleacher Report]
You Dropped Food On the Floor. Do you Eat It? Flowcart [SFWeekly]
Video: The Best Cheese Commercial You Will See…Ever? [Riverfront Times]
Three Days In Iran Photos [Boston Globe]
Having Fun With Wedding Photos [Wedding Blog]
