I’ll admit, I cut my own hair. I’m no professional but I keep it short so why spend the money when i can do it myself right? Well, that is, until I found out that barbers give out free whiskey with every haircut. I’ve got an appointment at the local barber shop for tonight, wish me drunk!
Also, i heard all these guys are paying for your new years eve tab.

What?? No address??
It's in St. Andrew's, Scotland.
The address is right above the door! Tard..
sounds like my kind of place!