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My Only Complaint is the Carrots, They’re Intimidating

Posted By: on September 22, 2009
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Anybody who’s ever worked in the food services industry, or any industry for that matter, has probably come across some odd complaints. However, the one Sarah from a Whole Foods in Boston received might just take the cake for weirdest complaint hidden in a compliment ever.

myonlycomplaintisthecarrots



And for those having a hard time reading the handwritten complaint:

Love this Whole Foods. Best in Boston area. However, the carrots are too pointy and long. It’s intimidating. Can you shorten them and make them less scary?


11 Responses to “My Only Complaint is the Carrots, They’re Intimidating”

  1. Jules says:

    Hilarious… enough to make me forgive the typo… "story" should be "store"

  2. Brad Pitt says:

    Why does no one know how to spell these days? WTF I knew how to spell when I played Floyd the stoner in True Romance!

  3. Brad Pitt says:

    My apologies. The last person was an IMPERSONATOR! He has been sacked. I am most definitely a person posting as Brad Pitt. WHUT???!?

  4. t' says:

    I love the fact that the reply, whilst being quietly quite superior and smart arse, also features a massive typo by way of 'story' instead of 'store'.

    The fail whale would be proud.

  5. dickwad says:

    It's not that they don't know how to spell. It's called a TYPO, you FUCKING IDIOT.

  6. Quagmire says:

    "carrots are too pointy and long" Giggity.

  7. Dave Newton says:

    Perhaps she should switch to cucumbers.

  8. design says:

    I think the response was more amusing than the comment. It was polite yet edged with sarcasm.

  9. Anon says:

    @ Brad Pitt

    "Why does no one know how to spell these days?"

    Should be

    "Why doesn't anyone know how to spell these days?"

  10. Bob Bobertson says:

    LOL @ SHOPPING AT WHOLE FOODS

    ROFLMA @ WORKING AT WHOLE FOODS

  11. Cantab says:

    The comment and response pretty much sum up Cambridge.

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