Evol Jess

You May Press The Coconuts, But That’s About It

Posted by: Evol Jess on November 7th, 2009

If I’ve learned one thing from the Internet, it’s that most things don’t make sense… Either that or I spend too much time on websites I should avoid (if i cared about my intelligence). Now, while this sign does make perfect sense, there’s something about the impending doom that will be triggered if you touch another fruit that I don’t quite get.

you may press coconuts

photo taken by Dan Stoner

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  1. me says:

    It’s so the fruits won’t bruise, coconuts cannot bruise.

  2. DavidE says:

    I suspect they meant “squeeze”.

  3. omen says:

    No?
    isn’t no equal to yes?

  4. Me says:

    It is press as in push your finger to see how hard (ripe it is).
    It probably makes all other fruits go bad faster.
    Try hitting yourself with coconut on the head, how try an apple.
    See the difference?? If not try again until you do.

  5. ksupreme says:

    How do you know if your pears are any good though?
    These people have obvi had it up to here with fruit gropers

  6. you! says:

    I like how the cartoon of the girl has shifty eyes

  7. Name (required) says:

    You seriously don’t understand this? Don’t squeeze the other fruits because they will bruise, unlike a coconut which is fairly robust to say the least. Who lacks the intelligence now? Websites like yours don’t make much sense.

  8. Fabio says:

    haha, loved the little “no” inside the last “no”.

  9. charlene says:

    NO, Please, NO, NO, NO, NO, no. we get the point!

  10. r4i says:

    Actually, if you press on the bottom of a coconut, and it gives a bit, it means the coconut is beginning to go bad, and you probably won’t want to eat it.

  11. it doesn’t have to make sense.