When John Cena asks you to shave your face, you ask “how close, sir?” With this BAMF yelling at me it wouldn’t make a difference if I had just stepped out my from door fresh my morning grooming routine…I would still lather up again and whip out my razor.
With the new Gillette ProGlide it’s like John Cena is attacking your stubble from the top ropes or has them in a Full Nelson. Your 5 O’clock shadow is like The Nexus, they stand no chance. He brings the pain and so does the new ProGlide. I know it may seem like hyperbole but I have personally used it and I do stand behind it. I know some of the razor/blade madness (when will they have 8 blades?) has gotten out of control but I can vouch for the “submission” power of these new razors.
I just wish that using a particular product make you more like the person endorsing it. While he’s a solid 240 lbs and stands at 6’2″, I come in at 6′ and maybe 135 lbs after talking the 6 lbs Big Badass Burrito from NASCAR Cafe in Vegas. Well I can hope and wish, can’t I? Anyways, what are you waiting for, step up and take the Gillette ProGlide Challenge, or face the wrath of John Cena.
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I will do anything this guy yells at me
mad?
Fuck John Cena.