Wheaties is the “Breakfast of Champions” but bullets are the “Breakfast of Men”. I’m pretty sure that this is what Chuck Norris eats first thing every morning and ends up producing this result. The only thing you might need to add is a healthy drizzle of 15W-40.
…speaking of real men…how about drinking 1/2 keg of beer in one sitting.
of course there’s always this hearty meal too: a crap load of eggs, a shit ton of bacon, beer, a knife and goddamned gun!