Wheaties is the “Breakfast of Champions” but bullets are the “Breakfast of Men”. I’m pretty sure that this is what Chuck Norris eats first thing every morning and ends up producing this result. The only thing you might need to add is a healthy drizzle of 15W-40.
…speaking of real men…how about drinking 1/2 keg of beer in one sitting.
of course there’s always this hearty meal too: a crap load of eggs, a shit ton of bacon, beer, a knife and goddamned gun!
You forgot a redbeer (beer with V8 juice) with some pepper on top, a NY strip and jalapenos in the eggs with Tabasco.
I don't always use a gun when eating breakfast, but when I do, I prefer loaded.
Uhm… do 7 EggWhites and Turkey Bacon count? (my breakfast this morning)…. lol
Looks like a really scared man's breakfast to me, lol why does a real man need a gun to eat breakfast?
I get the point, but it fails on those smart enough to see the disconnect between manhood and the thin veil of insecurity.
Dude thats amazing I really like it. WOw.
Lou
Sorry to burst the Chuck Norris bubble for everyone but a cop told me his LAPD friend caught Chuck sucking cock in an alley in Hollywood years back.
@jeff
It also fails on those with little or no sense of humor.
LAAAAAAME
@ Mike
Chuck Norris does not suck dicks. He kicks them in the balls with safety boots.