Girlfriends are cool… kinda, I mean, they aren’t uncool, but it could be better. Take this little note for example… It’s not that you have to do it, but it would be nice!
Girlfriends of the World, Take Note!
Posted By: Dutch Mechanic on July 23, 2009
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I don’t care how nice she is, I would never date a girl who abreviates ‘playing’ when she writes.
I don't care how nice she is, I would never date a girl who abreviates 'playing' when she writes.
She must be ugly or fat.
She must be ugly or fat.
Is she always this nice? You must have done something nice or she must have done something bad.
You’ve been Dugg.
Is she always this nice? You must have done something nice or she must have done something bad.
You've been Dugg.
I call PHOTOSHOPPED!
I call PHOTOSHOPPED!
Yo this chick is cheating on dude, for sure. I read between the lines.
Yo this chick is cheating on dude, for sure. I read between the lines.
Yeah, she’s just being nice to cover up for that workout she’s getting at ‘the gym’.
Yeah, she's just being nice to cover up for that workout she's getting at 'the gym'.
My girlfriend does this. Not the biscuits or trash, but certainly letting me relax with the PC while laying in bed. The girl that wrote this is damn appreciative, and I hope he deserves it.
My girlfriend does this. Not the biscuits or trash, but certainly letting me relax with the PC while laying in bed. The girl that wrote this is damn appreciative, and I hope he deserves it.
My girlfriend is totally like this :)
My girlfriend is totally like this :)
Don’t fall for it. She WANTS something, that’s why she’s being so nice. And there is no statute of limitations on favors. She will do this ONE nice gesture, but six months later she will throw it in your face when she wants something that you don’t agree with. Or… this is a cover to keep you busy while she’s boning your best friend (“at the gym” my @$$)
Don't fall for it. She WANTS something, that's why she's being so nice. And there is no statute of limitations on favors. She will do this ONE nice gesture, but six months later she will throw it in your face when she wants something that you don't agree with. Or… this is a cover to keep you busy while she's boning your best friend ("at the gym" my @$$)
“just unwinding playing xbox with your friends” ? WTF?
Why is she hanging out with your friends? You sure she’s not sleeping with them?
"just unwinding playing xbox with your friends" ? WTF?
Why is she hanging out with your friends? You sure she's not sleeping with them?
Obviously written by a fat chick.
Obviously written by a fat chick.
Girlfriends?
That looks like a note from a mom to her kid!
Girlfriends?
That looks like a note from a mom to her kid!
how to tell your girlfriend’s cheating on you
how to tell your girlfriend's cheating on you
Super. Cute.
Important things always happen on paper plates!
Super. Cute.
Important things always happen on paper plates!
This is either a stage 5 clinger or his mom.
This is either a stage 5 clinger or his mom.
she’s not going to the gym. she’s seeing someone else for sure :-) hahaha
she's not going to the gym. she's seeing someone else for sure :-) hahaha
So basically, she’s banging her gym instructor.
So basically, she's banging her gym instructor.
Sometimes, life is just plain awesome :D
Sometimes, life is just plain awesome :D
Who the hell is going to massage my feet!!!
Who the hell is going to massage my feet!!!
the brownies are poison don’t eat them!!!!!
the brownies are poison don't eat them!!!!!
Maybe something good happened the day before. Maybe they won the lottery. Maybe they found out they were *not* preggo. Maybe this is the honeymoon period- just married.
There’s one other option. This note is written by a guy for his gf. And the night before she f2ck3d h1m to within an inch of his life.
Maybe something good happened the day before. Maybe they won the lottery. Maybe they found out they were *not* preggo. Maybe this is the honeymoon period- just married.
There's one other option. This note is written by a guy for his gf. And the night before she f2ck3d h1m to within an inch of his life.
My wife is totally like that, and even better, except she doesn’t bake brownies. (but she will buy them for me if they are made using organic products and do not contain processed sugars).
My wife is totally like that, and even better, except she doesn't bake brownies. (but she will buy them for me if they are made using organic products and do not contain processed sugars).
But what did she put in the brownies?
But what did she put in the brownies?
do you people understand what Passive aggression is?
do you people understand what Passive aggression is?
NO DUDE! IT’S A TRAP! DON’T FALL FOR IT… Let me guess, you’re mid-twenties been dating for a few years. She is looking for that engagement ring! No lie, my ex would do the exact same thing. She tried trapping me with blowjobs. almost worked too..
NO DUDE! IT'S A TRAP! DON'T FALL FOR IT… Let me guess, you're mid-twenties been dating for a few years. She is looking for that engagement ring! No lie, my ex would do the exact same thing. She tried trapping me with blowjobs. almost worked too..
I can translate this for you. She is being ironic.
‘Don’t bother making dinner or cleaning up, just sit on your lazy arse playing computer games. I’ll do all the housework after I get home from trying to hone my body so it fits your male chauvinistic idea of womanhood. But the way, I am leaving you and as a token of my feelings for you I have left some poo in your oven.’
I can translate this for you. She is being ironic.
'Don't bother making dinner or cleaning up, just sit on your lazy arse playing computer games. I'll do all the housework after I get home from trying to hone my body so it fits your male chauvinistic idea of womanhood. But the way, I am leaving you and as a token of my feelings for you I have left some poo in your oven.'
It is clearly a trick.
It is clearly a trick.
How is this “obviously a fat chick”?
Sometime girls are just nice because they are nice and not because they are cheating or need to prove themselves because they don’t look like an airbrushed model.
How is this "obviously a fat chick"?
Sometime girls are just nice because they are nice and not because they are cheating or need to prove themselves because they don't look like an airbrushed model.
“I don’t care how nice she is, I would never date a girl who abreviates ‘playing’ when she writes.”
You must have high standards
"I don’t care how nice she is, I would never date a girl who abreviates ‘playing’ when she writes."
You must have high standards
This pic and this comment thread is friggin hilarious, but I really hope you guys are joking. Most girlfriends are like this: every gf I’ve ever had and the gfs my friends have had too. They are nice and appreciative; if you treat them right, they treat you right. If you guys aren’t joking and don’t think girlfriends are like this, then something is wrong with you and your girlfriends, not with this guy and his girlfriend.
This pic and this comment thread is friggin hilarious, but I really hope you guys are joking. Most girlfriends are like this: every gf I've ever had and the gfs my friends have had too. They are nice and appreciative; if you treat them right, they treat you right. If you guys aren't joking and don't think girlfriends are like this, then something is wrong with you and your girlfriends, not with this guy and his girlfriend.
There’s an old proverb that says: “Beat your wife every morning, because even if you don’t know why, she does.”
There's an old proverb that says: "Beat your wife every morning, because even if you don't know why, she does."
It was probably the dudes mom that wrote it
It was probably the dudes mom that wrote it
How incredibly sexist of YOU ALL to presume this was written either (1) by a girl or (2) for a guy. Just sayin…
How incredibly sexist of YOU ALL to presume this was written either (1) by a girl or (2) for a guy. Just sayin…
Nice penmanship!
Nice penmanship!
Plain, pure wishful thinking … or they’ve just started going out.
Though, first when I saw it, I thought the guy wrote that note. Db.
If the babe wrote that note know this and know it well … she’s gonna make your life hell. Damned you be moron.
Plain, pure wishful thinking … or they've just started going out.
Though, first when I saw it, I thought the guy wrote that note. Db.
If the babe wrote that note know this and know it well … she's gonna make your life hell. Damned you be moron.
1. A Fake
2. Really, Really, Really………
3. I’m already Dead?
4. Wait 20years if it lasts that long, there won’t be a note, house, toys, kids,
or your fragile mute former life, or what you thought was a life.
I’m not angry just homeless, about a mile too far away.
1. A Fake
2. Really, Really, Really………
3. I'm already Dead?
4. Wait 20years if it lasts that long, there won't be a note, house, toys, kids,
or your fragile mute former life, or what you thought was a life.
I'm not angry just homeless, about a mile too far away.
This doesn’t sound like a girlfriend, it sounds like a mom.
This doesn't sound like a girlfriend, it sounds like a mom.
@RJ – that just means she’s describing using the XBox and calling you a Playa all in one sentence.
@RJ – that just means she's describing using the XBox and calling you a Playa all in one sentence.
How big is your ####?
How big is your ####?
She’s screwing someone else bro. :)
She's screwing someone else bro. :)
it's definitely his birthday. no way she's just doing that cause she feels like it.
it’s definitely his birthday. no way she’s just doing that cause she feels like it.
I LOVE YOU in all caps out of context? She wants to get married.
Note she didn't say anything about doing dishes or wiping the counter. There's a lot more to cleaning up than just taking out the garbage, unless the dinner she's making is from a Taco Bell drive thru.
I LOVE YOU in all caps out of context? She wants to get married.
Note she didn’t say anything about doing dishes or wiping the counter. There’s a lot more to cleaning up than just taking out the garbage, unless the dinner she’s making is from a Taco Bell drive thru.
Its funny how you fckin fat nerds dont know what having a life means…girls do these kinds of things all the time… for us normal guys.
Its funny how you fckin fat nerds dont know what having a life means…girls do these kinds of things all the time… for us normal guys.
the brownies are a lie
the brownies are a lie
Shes being sarcastic retards.
Shes being sarcastic retards.
Bet she weighs 220
And where’s the beer?
Bet she weighs 220
And where's the beer?
I figured this out. The writing was actually done in food color. She poisoned the brownies, and is going to the gym to be around her alibi. The trash needs to stay in the house because she wore gloves when she made the brownies and the ingredients all had his fingerprints on them. Someone needs to alert the authorities.
Dead man munching! Glad I’m not this guy’s friend. They are all going down together…
I figured this out. The writing was actually done in food color. She poisoned the brownies, and is going to the gym to be around her alibi. The trash needs to stay in the house because she wore gloves when she made the brownies and the ingredients all had his fingerprints on them. Someone needs to alert the authorities.
Dead man munching! Glad I'm not this guy's friend. They are all going down together…
here is a picture of the girl who wrote this… http://api.ning.com/files/MqjGW5HN0weCxKZxZOrDr76…
here is a picture of the girl who wrote this… http://api.ning.com/files/MqjGW5HN0weCxKZxZOrDr76…
I don’t have a pony tail, have never written a poem, nor am I particularly nice, but the shitty comments coming from most of you say a lot:
“obviously a fat chick” – You are almost certainly a fat, ugly, balding meat-beater.
“she’s banging/cheating, etc” – You have a small cock or are a shitty lover and have had several women leave you because of this.
“it’s a note from his mom” – You live with your mom and don’t get notes like this from her because she tired of you not paying rent for the last 12 years.
“she wants something” – You don’t do anything for anyone but yourself and can’t understand that a lot of other people actually do.
“the shitty comments coming from most of you say a lot” – Smug know it all who took psych 101 and thinks not only can he judge everyone, but he can also diagnose and cure any and everyone.
I don't have a pony tail, have never written a poem, nor am I particularly nice, but the shitty comments coming from most of you say a lot:
"obviously a fat chick" – You are almost certainly a fat, ugly, balding meat-beater.
"she's banging/cheating, etc" – You have a small cock or are a shitty lover and have had several women leave you because of this.
"it's a note from his mom" – You live with your mom and don't get notes like this from her because she tired of you not paying rent for the last 12 years.
"she wants something" – You don't do anything for anyone but yourself and can't understand that a lot of other people actually do.
"the shitty comments coming from most of you say a lot" – Smug know it all who took psych 101 and thinks not only can he judge everyone, but he can also diagnose and cure any and everyone.
Yeah…she’s cheating on you. Period.
Yeah…she's cheating on you. Period.
What a bunch of sad jaded folks
What a bunch of sad jaded folks
this is totally sarcastism. as a woman, i could totally tell all she wants him to do is “surprise” her by doing all that shit. likely cuz that guy is a lazy ass and needs to take out the trash, make her dinner for once and tell his buddies to piss off for the night so that he can fuck your sweaty gym.
shes pissed cuz he didnt do it on his own
this is totally sarcastism. as a woman, i could totally tell all she wants him to do is "surprise" her by doing all that shit. likely cuz that guy is a lazy ass and needs to take out the trash, make her dinner for once and tell his buddies to piss off for the night so that he can fuck your sweaty gym.
shes pissed cuz he didnt do it on his own
Haha she left a note on a paper plate. How trashy.
Haha she left a note on a paper plate. How trashy.
Why is it written on a paper plate? And it looks like it was written on there with intent (style). So this note must of been for a reason or special occasion. I do stuff for my guy, but there is NO WAY this girl does this every day. Is the guy injured and on cruthes?
Why is it written on a paper plate? And it looks like it was written on there with intent (style). So this note must of been for a reason or special occasion. I do stuff for my guy, but there is NO WAY this girl does this every day. Is the guy injured and on cruthes?
Cheating whore
Cheating whore
The reason any of you think she’s fat or ugly is clearly because only fat, ugly girls have ever spent a moment to grace you with any appreciation.
I come to this understanding through living in the polar opposite of what most of you are subtly expressing: my girlfriend is hot as hell, we’ve been together for 6 years, about to get married, and she is even more sweet than the girl who wrote the note.
The reason any of you think she's fat or ugly is clearly because only fat, ugly girls have ever spent a moment to grace you with any appreciation.
I come to this understanding through living in the polar opposite of what most of you are subtly expressing: my girlfriend is hot as hell, we've been together for 6 years, about to get married, and she is even more sweet than the girl who wrote the note.
If I saw a note like that I’d be so suspicious that something was gonna get cut off when I went to sleep.
If I saw a note like that I'd be so suspicious that something was gonna get cut off when I went to sleep.
She has a history of mental illness that you don’t know about!
Maybe she’ll stab you when you talk to other women.
She has a history of mental illness that you don't know about!
Maybe she'll stab you when you talk to other women.
If i were a man….”those better be some damn good brownies!”
If i were a man…."those better be some damn good brownies!"
My sarcasm detector is off the roof on this one. She is obviously pissed beyond repair that her boyfriend just sits around jerking off on xbox live all day.
My sarcasm detector is off the roof on this one. She is obviously pissed beyond repair that her boyfriend just sits around jerking off on xbox live all day.
They boy friend is cheating or screwed up. The brownies have ex lax in them.
They boy friend is cheating or screwed up. The brownies have ex lax in them.
The BROWNIES are a lie!!!
The BROWNIES are a lie!!!
Dude, that’s fucked up.
Dude, that's fucked up.
I do shit like that and get no thanks in return.
You’re lucky to have a damn girlfriend!
Turn off the game and thank her. TWICE!
I do shit like that and get no thanks in return.
You're lucky to have a damn girlfriend!
Turn off the game and thank her. TWICE!
she’s cheatin’ on him FOR SURE! :)
she's cheatin' on him FOR SURE! :)
Poor babies, if only your poor, feeble man-brains could one day learn to multi-task…she’s obviously just doing it because she’s sick of him wandering the house messing it up! All of your responses make it plainly clear – you men seem fairly intelligent, that is, until you open your mouths (so to speak)!
Poor babies, if only your poor, feeble man-brains could one day learn to multi-task…she's obviously just doing it because she's sick of him wandering the house messing it up! All of your responses make it plainly clear – you men seem fairly intelligent, that is, until you open your mouths (so to speak)!
It is a trap. You have done something horribly wrong. She just found out about it. You are being set up for epic failure. Get out of the house, change your name, and find a completely new line of work. Do not bring anything with you that could be personally identifiable. You must never go back to your old life. Do not make contact with loved ones from the past. No pictures, no video tape, don’t write anything down. Deny! Deny! Deny! Now…. RUN!
It is a trap. You have done something horribly wrong. She just found out about it. You are being set up for epic failure. Get out of the house, change your name, and find a completely new line of work. Do not bring anything with you that could be personally identifiable. You must never go back to your old life. Do not make contact with loved ones from the past. No pictures, no video tape, don't write anything down. Deny! Deny! Deny! Now…. RUN!
what’s with all of you cynical dicks? I bet none of these losers have had a girlfriend before.
I say it’s infatuation in the early stages of the relationship. MY girlfriend and I did shit like this all the time for the first year or so.
what's with all of you cynical dicks? I bet none of these losers have had a girlfriend before.
I say it's infatuation in the early stages of the relationship. MY girlfriend and I did shit like this all the time for the first year or so.
“i’ll be home from the gym around 6
I LOVE YOU
Don’t worry bout the dinner
( i’ll make it )
or trash
(i’ll do it )
Just unwind playin XBOX with your friends.
( i’ll suck them )
"i'll be home from the gym around 6
I LOVE YOU
Don't worry bout the dinner
( i'll make it )
or trash
(i'll do it )
Just unwind playin XBOX with your friends.
( i'll suck them )
dudes, why so cynical? i’d do this for my boyfriend any day.
dudes, why so cynical? i'd do this for my boyfriend any day.
10 bucks says shes fucking her trainer @ the gym or she left out the line “dont worry about your brother, I fucked him”.
10 bucks says shes fucking her trainer @ the gym or she left out the line "dont worry about your brother, I fucked him".
Where’s the part about blowing you ?
Where's the part about blowing you ?
Guys, perfect cunnilingus as both a science and an art, and this is what you will get. Unless, she's a bitch.
turns out the brownies are the one picked from the toilet !
all these ugly/fat/cheating comments from some of you are the reason the rest of us can't have nice things like this happen…
Wow lots of guys think a girl is nice so she must be cheating. hmmm…experience guys?
I love how many people who've commented this think she's doing someone else. Maybe she's just a nice girlfriend? haha
What makes ya'll assume that this wasn't written by a guy to his gf? My Mister would totally write a note like that. We're both gamers, we both cook, and we both do nice things for each other.
girls can be sweet and sexy. but that is neither. i agree with whoever says that's a mom note to a kid. plus who the hell at that age "unwinds playing xbox with friends." grow up and get real culture.
run !
the Gym? of course she is cheating
Yeah I agree with everyone here.. its too good to be true dude.
Take the bait… i dare you.
You men must remember that with a woman what you get now you will pay for later.
In 10 years it will be:
You never do a xxxxing thing around here.
All you want to do is play with your buddies while I'm sweating my xxx off at the stove.
I don't care if the dog won't eat it!!!
Lol at the previous comments, not every girl in the world is a bitch.
Believe it or not, there actually are nice people out there. I feel sorry for you.
Shopped, actually says,
F*ck off and die.
P.S. I'm putting my feet in an ice bath before bed tonight, and sewing my vagina closed.
Oh my God. What is wrong with you people, the majority of you automatically think a girl has to be doing something horrible in order to be nice to her boyfriend. Every guy deserves a relaxing day, just like every girl deserves a relaxing day. I would do that for my boyfriend because he would do the same for me.
she must be having an affair
I dont have a girlfriend because im fat and unsociable… :(
Anybody who thinks there is something wrong with this chick is a single geek. This woman knows what she wants and knows how to get it, and if dinner ain't done and the trash out by the time she gets home this guy is toast – and deserves to be, too.
Most men are probably too weak for a power woman like that.
No way, they're hash brownies. Its the milk that's poison.
My god, you guys are douches. And I'm willing to bet single and virgins, the lot o' ya, with sharp knees to boot.
Hans is right.
what is what you really want? a girlfriend or a maid?!?!?!
Wow…such cynicism. I'm not old fashioned in the sense that I think that doing things like this for my boyfriend is my duty as a woman; rather in the sense that I believe couples should do things like this for eachother daily. I want to be sweet and good to my man and he wants to treat me with all the love and respect in the world. It's a 2 way street and it's totally healthy and fufilling! Why does our culture believe that treating our partener with unselfish love or generosity has ill intentions behind it? It makes me sad that we have trained ourselves to expect so little out of people.
could be a note from his gay lover,I heard they try harder than chicks.just kidding,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,but serioualy.
I don't care what gym she is getting a workout at!, I wouldn't mind a girlfriend like that.
lucky dude!, my ex liked to throw shit all over the place, beat me up (european guys cant hit girls) and was a bitchy bitch.
wow. most of you are pricks.
they use paper plates. so what? she needed paper. a plate was in the kitchen, as was a pen in the junk drawer.
voila! no need to run to the printer.
i love doing things like this for boyfriends; sometimes we all deserve a break and who cares if she wants to get married? maybe they’re already married.
i doubt it’s a guy; the handwriting isn’t just neat, it’s very feminine. still, the fact is, couples who do such thoughtful things for each other every so often are happy.
where’s the hitch?
getting hitched to someone who treats you well is no mistake. whatever happens later in life depends on such fickle bullshit that i don’t think it’s fair to stereotype.
jackal45, thanks. i’ve had some horribly abusive (geek) boyfriends and your reassurance is uplifting.
Dude, You Gave Her Shocker Last Night Didn't You!!!
2 in the Pink 1 in the Stink!!!
I bet She Even Swallowed Too!!!
Keep Up The Good Work!
Too Bad You Will Have To Keep Up The Same Level Of Sexual Greatness Or Better To Keep Her "Eating Out Of Her Hand" – Been There Done That – Now Hope Shes "Bad" So You Can Take It Away, Till Shes "Good" Again…Had Mine Up To 9 Orgasms Before She Went "Bad", When She Wants "It" I'm Treated Like A King! And If I Get Tired After 2 or 3 She Still Appreciates It The Same Now!
HAHa photoshopped… or maybe some ki with faggy handwritting wrote on a plate what his mother writes to him! COOOOCAINE!
I'm a chick and I bet she's fat
Assuming this is from a girl to a guy, and they're not related maternally…
I'll be home from the gym around 6. How many hours do you spend at the gym? 3? 4? So it's afternoon. Where is the dude? I don't know. Where could he be? Work? Why is he working such few hours? He must be on minimum wage. In that case… well… he's not really putting food on the table. This chick obviously has enough for the gym, so I guess she must've gotten herself lots of money.
OH. But not enough to hire a chef. Or have a cell phone to SMS. I mean seriously.
It's just a dude writing this stuff out of his fantasies. This is probably what every dude wants. And since he doesn't want his girlfriend to explicitly state that she will blow him later, he couldn't write it on the plate. This is obviously written by a dude.
But yeah. I guess you're pretty lucky if a girl is actually willing to do this for you totally unconditionally.
Funny, the women posting here about this seem a little defensive. ;)
Don't let that one get away!
I will be home from cheating on you around six… (I mean the gym where I can wash the cum outta my hair before kissing you…
I think she knew her boyfriend was having a bad day so she knew he could use the special attention. also, she went to the gym and i bet that was her way of relaxing, plus the gym gives people more energy.
DocRon, the girls may be defensive, but I think it's safe to also note that all the gentlemen commenting are being rather offensive.
AstenoziKx, explain to me how getting home before six translates to must-be-working-minimum-wage? That's a stretch, don't you think?
why does everyone double comment
Girlfriends are great. why not treat your girlfriend to a relaxing reflexology treatment