It’s normal to be afraid of something you don’t understand. For example, math, Tyler Perry, or whether or not girls actually fart are all quite scary things. However, I’m sure with a little research you’ll find that whatever was scaring you is really just Canadians with flashlights…
source: unknown
Also, if you’re living in the U.S. you may be wondering who those neighbors to the North are, with all their free health insurance and milk in bags… well, you’re in luck, there’s a sign for that:
source: swapmeetdave.com
God bless the Canucks, America’s top hat.
Milk in bags? Come on man.
yes, we have milk in bags up here in canada, but it also comes in the cartons and in the 1 gallon jugs as well
Yeah man, I havent had milk in a bag since I was like 6. Most of it comes in cartons.
LOOOLL jokes. You jealous bastards… The one time I went to Arizona, saw all of your fat asses, never gonna go back. Disgusting.
If the US was at an angle, you’d all be rolling down to mexico
america’s top hat? I think not. We are just waiting for you guys to blow yourselves up.
well, all i have to say is at least up here in Canada we at least don’t border Mexico
Mertyle, we ‘Canucks,’ as you so delightfully call us, don’t think of ourselves as being a accessory to America. But yes, you are correct, we are ontop of you. Here is an interesting fact: in prison, and anywhere else, as a matter of fact, that would make you our bitch! Neat eh?
America!
Canada’s Mexico!
Be nicer to them. We may need them on side. They have double the oil reserves of Saudi Arabia, 80% of North Americas fresh water, and real maple syrup.
Canada is the only country in the world that has been able to do something that Americans have never been able to do… put up with Americans.
For real? There are really Bagged Milk in Canada. Seriously.
Are Americans terrified of everything – including flash lights at night????
Seriously. You people have told yourselves so many ‘ghost’ stories that now you’re afraid of your own shadows….
TURN OFF FOX NEWS – the network equivalent of The Blair Witch Project
@James… yes, you’re right about our oil reserves. You neglected to mention that we supply full ONE THIRD of the oil the US consumes…. 1/3.
They don’t call us Blue Eyed Sheiks for nothing, mate.
Free health care. Beat that, America
One of my favourite Simpsons lines.
U.S. Customs Officer: Beat it, you puck-slapping maple suckers.
Canada Customs Officer: Take a hike, you Shatner-stealing Mexico touchers.
Top hat? I beg your pardon, Canada is America’s _toque_.
What a pointless post. Congratulations Dutch Mechanic… You’ve proven you’re a moron and I’m sure your fellow countrymen/women think the same.
why are americans so scared of us? is it our lack of poverty b/c we take care of each other? or our trust in our own elected government? the free health care thing? wait…is it because we think everyone should have equal rights? ohhhh I get it…it’s because our economy is fine and yours is failing. Try looking up sometime–no, not the god who seems to tell your past presidents to start wars in the middle east, but to your happy neighbors up north who want to share their doughnuts with you.
that sign is photo-shopped, i can tell from the pixels and having seen quite a few photo-shops in my time.
Milk in 1 qt bags is the best invention ever. Amazing that it has not caught on down south. I can fit 8 bags in my veg crisper drawer and not have to fill up my shelves with jugs or cartons. An empty bag takes up no space in the garbage and the milk does not go sour like when you do not use up a big jug fast enough. The supermarkets like it too as it is easier to stock and handle.
Mertyle says:
November 3, 2009 at 5:15 pm
God bless the Canucks, America’s top hat.
**********CORRECTION**********
America, Canada’s toilet bowl.
This pretty much counters any argument you crazy yanks have. Please watch and correct your ways.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mCDZMWVWuc
I think the Bush era has made Americans mentally retarded eh?
-Proud bag of milk chugging Canuck.
We’re quite happy being different from our southern neighbours, it saves us from being a nation of hopeless jerk-offs.
What is with all the Mexico bashing?? I didn’t know my fellow Canadians were so racist!
A rather large top hat don’t you think?
America…Canada’s Stanfield’s.
Hum, I believe there is bagged milk in every milk-producing country. At least I’ve seen it all over south america.
Easy there my fellow Canadians. At least demonstrate that we have a sense of humour. I’m pretty sure the Dutch Mechanic has his tongue in his cheek. Canadians turn into such cry babies the minute there’s the slightest sniff thrown this way from the south. Waaaah we don’t drink milk from bags! The insecurity is ridiculous. This post is hilarious. Too bad the source is unknown and we don’t know if it’s real.
America…A place for Americans….
LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz i love jokes but comeone now people thier just jokes
“well, all i have to say is at least up here in Canada we at least don’t border Mexico”
Ok, so your bragging about having to mow your own yard?
“Source: unknown”. Of course it is. And the sign is painfully, obviously, fake. Get a life, people.
Tammy.
Thanks for applying for the job of Brownie leader, but it is not needed. We are having fun. You show that sanctimonious is a Canadian trait too. Sheesh.
ya lazy, i did interrupt your fifth grade egg fight with my hall monitoring meddling. get back to it then, and bring in the milk bags for backup.
One must admit that the canadians do do the simple things well
Ah, Canada
Home of the $5 snickers bar (thanks to through the roof taxes)
Free needles to drug addicts (funded by Canadian tax dollars)
where only criminals carry guns (it’s too hard for law abiding citizens to get around the red tape)
home to thousands of U.S. draft dodgers (please keep them, and keep subsidizing them)
home of the 30 year old undergraduate and perpetual sociology/philosophy student (we have 30 year old students in the U.S. too, they’re called DOCTORS)
Cold summers, worse winters, and even worse beer
Don’t forget about Canada’s fabulous healthcare program everyone orgasms about, you know, that one where everyone has insurance even if they don’t do a damn thing? Have fun hopping from doctor to doctor and waiting in the emergency room for hours on end. all they do is push you from one doctor to the next and then you’ll wait, wait, wait. Once you finally see a doctor, they are beyond burnt out and offer you treatment with outdated technology and medicine. That’s if you can even find a doctor, since their salaries are taxed to death no one wants to be one in Canada. Oh yeah, good luck getting a second opinion or specialized treatment in anything either. but hey, at least its free, right? So is a punch in the stomach.
But I don’t hate Canada, NO! I would like to thank Canada for being so liberal AND close to the U.S. that you act as a sort of “liberal magnet” that attracts all the bleeding-heart do-nothings that are really starting to ruin America. I love when people who hate America and love Canada actually move to Canada, talk about win-win! I just wish more would do it instead of doing nothing, but I guess they wouldn’t be liberal do-nothings if they actually did something. oh well.
Don’t get me started on the US either which sucks hard also, and once the current administration is done with America, it will be a combination of the worst of Canada and America. Well, except our beer will still be way better.
In closing, Canada, you suck hard, but because no country in the world really pays attention to you, no one really notices. The fact that your existence doesn’t matter on a global scale is the only thing preventing people from realizing how crappy your country really is. On the other hand America is a world leader and every single country pays attention to us every single day, so it’s very easy to find our many faults and expose them internationally. Please stop being so high and mighty; no one likes ignorant smug idiots. They only thing worse are French ignorant smug idiots.
BTW, milk in bags, WTF?
What is this free healthcare b.s.? I live in BC and I have to pay a monthly fee . . . that don’t sound free to me! Be nice to the people in the south (US) when they run out of water and oil they iz just gonna come in and take ours, don’t kid yer self dude!
yes men we love canada!..