Does the toilet paper company, Charmin, you know, the commercials with awkward Bears prancing around with wads of toilet paper on their … yeah you know… that one… do they not understand the basics of math?
After seeing so many commercials of these frolicking bears and hearing the slogan “Using Less Never Felt So Good“, one would assume that Charmin was being environmentally conscious, therefore leading one to believe that when purchasing their toilet paper, that you in fact were helping save the world.
Charmin diminished my quest of saving the earth, one wad of toilet paper at a time, by playing me and potentially you as fools. Taking me and my precious (areas) and deeming us idiots. Frustration intensifying. Pure trickery!
*Pause now for Scream*
Just look at the image and now instead of saving the world, save your dollars. Charmin can from now on, leave me and my precious alone!
In conclusion, Dear Charmin, 12 + 12 still equals 24! Stoopid Bears.
