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Will They Build It? Cold Stone Creamery (Every Topping Under The Sun-dae)

Posted By: on May 11, 2010

Where: Cold Stone Creamery
What: 1 quart Sweet Cream ice cream, 1 Quart Oreo Cream Filling ice cream, 1 scoop of every mix-in and topping they have!
Cost: $25.00
Success: Yes!

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We absolutely love Cold Stone…but they have one intrinsic flaw, they offer too much. Not that it’s really a flaw but it’s always too much of a brain strain to decide what to order. We’re the guys that end up holding up the entire line trying to decide what we’re going to get. We’re also the guys that joke every time that we should just order all the mix-ins in one sundae…wait…why not? Let’s see if they will build a sundae with ALL the mix-ins.

Another problem…they have three sizes, the Like It, Love It or Got To Have It. Those just aren’t going to suffice. They also have the take home containers of Mine, Ours and Everybody’s….I think we’ll take an Everybody’s with every thing you’ve got please.

Now you maybe be asking yourself “What does the Every Topping Under The Sun-dae include?” First you start off with 1 quart of Sweet Cream ice cream, 1 quart of Oreo Cream Filling ice cream…and now you add the goodies…

Chocolate Chips Chocolate Shavings Chocolate Sprinkles Gummi Bears
Butterfinger Heath Bar Kit Kat M&M’s
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Reese’s Pieces Snickers Rainbow Sprinkles
White Chocolate Chips Walnuts Pecans Almonds
Peanuts Apple Pie Filling Black Cherries Raspberries
Blueberries Cherry Pie Filling Coconut Flakes Pineapple
Strawberries Brownies Marshmallows Waffle Cone Crumble
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Oreo Cookie Peanut Butter Sugar Cone Crumble
Graham Cracker Pie Crust Yellow Cake Pieces Fudge Sauce Caramel Sauce
Raspberry Sauce Honey Whipped Cream …and a Maraschino Cherry

40 mix-ins in all!!!

Now that we’ve gotten them to build it let’s dig in. Wait, wait, wait…hold on a second…what if he have someone attempt to eat this delicious, ooey gooey, sweet mountain of mother lovin’ sugar-coma inducing monstrosity solo. Is there such a man that exists? Surely one of us will step forward, but who? Let me introduce to you people of the internets, Tony Richards, the man, the myth, nay, the Legend. Will They Build It? has now become…

Will They Eat It?…..

UPDATE: We’re giving away free ice cream!

Sir Tony Richards gives the glare.

Staring down his nemesis.

The sweet lineup of dipped waffle cones and mix-ins.

The most beautiful mound of ice cream ever.

The drippy goodness that is the Every Topping Under The Sun-dae.

All set in a half-gallon tub and topped with a beautiful Maraschino Cherry.

These bros got full off of just a Love It size a piece.

Bring on the beast!

The very first bite.

Tony getting every last delicious drop.

And the man is victorious.

Ice cream, ice cream we all scream for ice cream. Give me ice cream or give me death.

3 Responses to “Will They Build It? Cold Stone Creamery (Every Topping Under The Sun-dae)”

  1. I'm not saying I WOULD do this; I'm just saying I COULD. And then I could go to the Soup Man that shares the space with my Cold Stone here in NYC and follow it up with a bowl of chowder.

    My friends and I always get the Like It size, and I always pretend like I'm soooooooooooooo full when I finish mine, because they're all talking about how full they are, but I totally don't mean it.

  2. Andrew says:

    I predict a heart attack in your future.

  3. annie says:

    Is this gentleman single?

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