First off, I didn’t realize Bruce was left-handed.
Second, I didn’t realize Bruce recently became part owner of Poland’s top-selling vodka brand, Sobieski. Not that I’m saying this shocks me or anything, but who knew?
So now he’s starring in a series of videos about the vodka, discussing various ideas he has for the brand.
Who needs a nutcracker when you can smash the nut with a bottle? Add something to the bottom of the bottle and you can use it as both a rolling pin AND a cookie cutter.
Then there’s my personal favorite, the attached oven mitt.
We’ve all gotten a bit of a shock in taking a bottle of vodka out of the freezer. That sucker’s COLD. Bruce may have a hit on his hand here. So long as you’re a lefty.
Here’s the nutcracker video, for the curious:
And the cookie cutter video (ya know, this could work):
This post is sponsored by Sobieski.