Ever wake up hungover, unsure of how you ended up in a chicken coop covered in vomit and sparkly body paint? No? Well you’re not drinking hard enough.
Anyway in this situation you have a choice. That choice? To suck it up and go get breakfast or to take a hair of that hell hound Cerberus you gave you one hell of a nasty bite.
Well that choice just got a lot simpler.
Yes, it’s real. If you don’t believe me check out the website.
I’m not a vodka man but this would make a bloody mary even Francis Bacon couldn’t refuse. (You know because he was the inventor of bacon, or maybe that was Kevin Bacon who I also believe is the first actor made entirely out of bacon which is why no thespian wants to be more than six degrees from him.)
Anyway between eggnog and Bakon vodka it’ll be a holiday season you’ll never forget, or remember.