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K. Thor Jensen

New Disguises For Charlie Sheen

Posted By: on April 26, 2010
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Here we have celebrity douchebag Charlie Sheen, allegedly in disguise to sneak off for a tryst with mistress Angelina Tracy. Note the hoodie and fake mustache – Sheen, using all of the tools available to him as an actor, disguised himself so as not to be recognized. And now reports are coming in that Charlie has shaved his head to aid in future disguises. With that in mind, we thought we’d help Sheen screw around by suggesting some new disguise concepts for him to use.

Charlie  Sheen Avatar Disguise

With Avatar 2 going into production, this disguise is perfect. And if he gets caught, he can just claim that he’s Emilio Estevez piloting Sheen’s Na’Vi avatar.

Read more here.

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K. Thor Jensen

The 20 Hottest Cosplay Girls

Posted By: on April 22, 2010
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So a few weeks ago we did the 20 Worst Cosplay Photos. Don’t click on that link, it’ll just gross you out. But when we finished, we had a little crisis of conscience. You know, a lot of cosplayers are actually pretty freaking hot. And so, this feature. 20 insanely hot girls dressed as anime, video game and comic book characters. This is how we give back to the community. See more here.

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The Future Is Now

Posted By: on December 23, 2010

This post brought to you by TiVo. All opinions are 100% mine. Ahh, this is how I feel right now. I just stepped out of the Dark Ages. You see, until this point I hadn’t Read On »

What a Clean Car Says About You

Posted By: on November 3, 2012

Some people may not realize this, but a car can speak volumes about the user. It is a common occurrence to see people driving unwashed cars that badly reflect on the hygiene of the owner. Read On »

God Always Wins

Posted By: on September 11, 2011

It’s not fair. It’s so easy for Him. (via: Tumblr)

K. Thor Jensen

The 20 Worst Saturday Morning Cartoons

Posted By: on April 12, 2010
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You know, it’s easy to look back at the past through rose-colored glasses and claim that everything was better when we were kids, but guess what: it wasn’t. In fact, things were objectively worse in a lot of ways (are you really going to tell me that a broken-down Nintendo Entertainment System is better than an Xbox 360?). But one thing will always be true: Saturday morning cartoons suck. For every masterpiece like a Ren & Stimpy, there’s 20 completely abysmal abortions that kids watch because kids are stupid. Read more here.

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K. Thor Jensen

The 20 Worst Parenting Fails

Posted By: on April 2, 2010
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Kids: you can really screw them the hell up. In this disturbingly hilarious photo essay, we show you twenty examples of parental neglectitude, from snake cuddling to cocaine show & tell. Get ready to laugh and cringe. Check it out.

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K. Thor Jensen

Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Timeline

Posted By: on April 1, 2010
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We all remember People Magazine’s very disturbing story about The Hills bimbo Heidi Montag and her senses-shattering ten plastic surgeries in one day. Montag, a Trainwreck 100 inductee, has stated that she first got surgery because people in high school made fun of her, but now she’s just trying to stay competitive in her quest to become a pop starlet. I put together a timeline of Montag’s plastic evolution, plus we use our exclusive Time Cameras to get photos of her future surgeries.  Check them out.

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K. Thor Jensen

The 20 Worst Wedding Fails

Posted By: on March 29, 2010
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With Spring in the air, some of you in the audience may be thinking of popping the question to your beloved. Marriage is a wonderful institution, and your wedding day will probably be the happiest one of your lives. Unless, of course, you walk down the path of fail like these 20 couples. Read more here.

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K. Thor Jensen

The 10 Craziest Public Access Shows In America

Posted By: on March 28, 2010
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Before there was YouTube, the best way to expose yourself to the truly insane attention-seeker was through public access TV, those sketchy channels at the end of the cable dial where anybody could sign up for a show. Public access has always been dominated by lunatics, but here I’ll present you with ten of the best.

Astrology Songs – Harvey Sid Fisher’s masterwork started out as a self-released LP of twelve deep cuts, each one corresponding to one of the signs of the Zodiac. But it wasn’t until he took his act to public access, backing his nasal voice up with some of the least appealing dancing girls ever, that things really got awesome. Read the rest at Heavy.com

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K. Thor Jensen

The Strange Life And Times Of Richie Rich

Posted By: on March 27, 2010
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The Strange Life And Times Of Richie Rich

Debuting as a cow-licked Croesus in the comic books of a simpler time, perpetually pre-teen tycoon Richie Rich has enjoyed a career which has spanned television, film, animation, a brief super-hero career with his aged butler, softcore premium cable gay porn, a lot of time spent getting into all sorts of antics involving oversized gemstones and fat bundles of frog-green cash. Still, how much does the world really know about America’s favorite poor little rich boy? Follow along for the secrets of the strange life of Richie Rich. Read more here.

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K. Thor Jensen

The 20 Worst Boob Jobs

Posted By: on March 26, 2010
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I’m not gonna lie – I love boobs. Big ones, little ones, real ones and fake ones. But let’s be clear: there are good fake boobs and bad fake boobs. Good fake boobs are the ones that could pass for natural, only better – bigger, firmer and perkier than what God could create. Bad fake boobs, though – oh, man. Bad fake boobs are a tragedy. In this feature, I’ll show you twenty racks – forty tits – that almost ruin the whole concept of breasts. Read more here.

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K. Thor Jensen

The 20 Worst Tramp Stamps

Posted By: on March 25, 2010
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Oh, the tramp stamp – is there any tattoo that more perfectly communicates “buy me three drinks and I’ll do anything sexually, and may or may not vomit on your Xbox?” While most tramp stamps are simple tribals or flowers, every once in a while somebody will get one so spectacularly bad that it boggles the mind. Read more here.

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