Here we have celebrity douchebag Charlie Sheen, allegedly in disguise to sneak off for a tryst with mistress Angelina Tracy. Note the hoodie and fake mustache – Sheen, using all of the tools available to him as an actor, disguised himself so as not to be recognized. And now reports are coming in that Charlie has shaved his head to aid in future disguises. With that in mind, we thought we’d help Sheen screw around by suggesting some new disguise concepts for him to use.

With Avatar 2 going into production, this disguise is perfect. And if he gets caught, he can just claim that he’s Emilio Estevez piloting Sheen’s Na’Vi avatar.

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So a few weeks ago we did the 20 Worst Cosplay Photos. Don’t click on that link, it’ll just gross you out. But when we finished, we had a little crisis of conscience. You know, a lot of cosplayers are actually pretty freaking hot. And so, this feature. 20 insanely hot girls dressed as anime, video game and comic book characters. This is how we give back to the community. See more here.

You know, it’s easy to look back at the past through rose-colored glasses and claim that everything was better when we were kids, but guess what: it wasn’t. In fact, things were objectively worse in a lot of ways (are you really going to tell me that a broken-down Nintendo Entertainment System is better than an Xbox 360?). But one thing will always be true: Saturday morning cartoons suck. For every masterpiece like a Ren & Stimpy, there’s 20 completely abysmal abortions that kids watch because kids are stupid. Read more here.

Kids: you can really screw them the hell up. In this disturbingly hilarious photo essay, we show you twenty examples of parental neglectitude, from snake cuddling to cocaine show & tell. Get ready to laugh and cringe. Check it out.

We all remember People Magazine’s very disturbing story about The Hills bimbo Heidi Montag and her senses-shattering ten plastic surgeries in one day. Montag, a Trainwreck 100 inductee, has stated that she first got surgery because people in high school made fun of her, but now she’s just trying to stay competitive in her quest to become a pop starlet. I put together a timeline of Montag’s plastic evolution, plus we use our exclusive Time Cameras to get photos of her future surgeries.  Check them out.

With Spring in the air, some of you in the audience may be thinking of popping the question to your beloved. Marriage is a wonderful institution, and your wedding day will probably be the happiest one of your lives. Unless, of course, you walk down the path of fail like these 20 couples. Read more here.

Before there was YouTube, the best way to expose yourself to the truly insane attention-seeker was through public access TV, those sketchy channels at the end of the cable dial where anybody could sign up for a show. Public access has always been dominated by lunatics, but here I’ll present you with ten of the best.

Astrology Songs – Harvey Sid Fisher’s masterwork started out as a self-released LP of twelve deep cuts, each one corresponding to one of the signs of the Zodiac. But it wasn’t until he took his act to public access, backing his nasal voice up with some of the least appealing dancing girls ever, that things really got awesome. Read the rest at Heavy.com

Debuting as a cow-licked Croesus in the comic books of a simpler time, perpetually pre-teen tycoon Richie Rich has enjoyed a career which has spanned television, film, animation, a brief super-hero career with his aged butler, softcore premium cable gay porn, a lot of time spent getting into all sorts of antics involving oversized gemstones and fat bundles of frog-green cash. Still, how much does the world really know about America’s favorite poor little rich boy? Follow along for the secrets of the strange life of Richie Rich. Read more here.

I’m not gonna lie – I love boobs. Big ones, little ones, real ones and fake ones. But let’s be clear: there are good fake boobs and bad fake boobs. Good fake boobs are the ones that could pass for natural, only better – bigger, firmer and perkier than what God could create. Bad fake boobs, though – oh, man. Bad fake boobs are a tragedy. In this feature, I’ll show you twenty racks – forty tits – that almost ruin the whole concept of breasts. Read more here.

Oh, the tramp stamp – is there any tattoo that more perfectly communicates “buy me three drinks and I’ll do anything sexually, and may or may not vomit on your Xbox?” While most tramp stamps are simple tribals or flowers, every once in a while somebody will get one so spectacularly bad that it boggles the mind. Read more here.