Sonic rules, we all know it, and if you’re lucky enough to have one near you, you probably drown in happy hour shakes and slushies everyday. But if you’ve never been to a Sonic before, here’s just one more reason. They sell hookers? (said in the, “I’m Ron Burgundy?” voice.)

If you’ve ever been drunk or high, you know what it’s like to be inebriated and horny. But did you know that substance abuse leads to more risky sexual behavior? This can be harmful to both you and your partner. To help our readers make better decisions when their judgment is compromised, our friends at the medical insurance blog sent us this graphic today.

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We’ve all heard the saying before ‘laughter is the best medicine’ but what does it mean for you? Here at Top Cultured we aim to make you laugh every day. Here’s a look at how laughter impacts your health, and how it may even help you lower your medical insurance premiums.

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Source: Medical Insurance Blog

This is a Sponsored Post written by me on behalf of Hampton Hotels. All opinions are 100% mine.

Let me ask you something, if you had an entire hotel to your disposal for an entire weekend, how big of a party would you throw? Well that’s exactly what the good folks at Hampton are looking to give you. One lucky Grand Prize winner will get 2 nights stay for themselves and 99 lucky friends. On top of that, they’re giving the winner an additional $5,000 to cover taxes all in their Chain-of-Friends sweepstakes.

Shoot, I don’t even know if I could throw that big of a party. I think I’d have to have my Grandma invite her Bingo circle. Maybe my Mom can bring her Cribbage club too. Then myself and my few friends will have some ladies to party with.

I’m only teasing, but lets think about this. You’ve got an entire hotel and 99 of your closet buds. What would you do? I know for me, the first thing would be a massive poker tournament. After a huge pizza party, complimented with loads of Mountain Dew, Bawls, and Ben & Jerry’s, we’d have an all-out, hotel-wide Hide and Go Seek game (“Olly olly oxen free!”). That’s just the first night!

The following day would start with a pool party and BBQ. There would be plenty of Marco Polo and Chicken matches for sure. Of course you’d have to wait 45 minutes after diving into the Buffalo Wings, pulled pork sandwiches, ribs and burgers before diving into the pool. With Nanna and Mom around you know you have to heed the age old advice they always told you.

My head starts reeling when I think of all the other possibilities. I mean, we’ve still got another whole day to fill. I’d probably get a bunch of lazer tag equipment and throw the biggest baddest game of Capture the Flag ever. Maybe a few sack races, egg toss tournaments and kickball games too.

All I know is that would be the best weekend of my life…ever…and I’m including the weekend in my future after my wedding, after my first child is born and even the weekend after the White Sox finally win the World Series. So what would you do with the opportunity? I want to hear it.

You can enter daily for the chance to:
a) Win a daily prize of a free weekend stay at any Hampton,
b) Win the grand prize of the chance to book entire Hampton hotel for one weekend. The grand prize winner will receive 200 “Be My Guest” certificates for 100 of their friends to stay at a Hampton for free for one weekend. The winner will also receive $5000 to help pay the tax for the weekend

The great thing about this sweepstakes is that it is open to everyone, not just those that are Hilton Honors members or those that have previously stayed at a Hampton. So what are you waiting for? Head over to the sweepstakes page and get your name in the basket…and then do it again tomorrow…and the day after…and the day after…

Oh how I wish this was me and not some Tyler Cannon. What an awesome story it would be to tell at parties and such. By the way, anyone know the Couric to points conversion on this?

While this handy chart wont stop all veteran geeks from the age old debate, our friends at Term Life Insurance have compiled the following to help you argue your points more efficiently. Who indeed, is most detrimental to your health? Pirates, Zombies, Robots, Ninjas, Vampires, or Werewolves?

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Source: Term Life Insurance

With all the recent talk about people leaving Facebook and their privacy concerns, here is ultimate proof that they, and Mark Zuckerberg, plays with the devil. Not like you needed more proof. What with Mr. Zuckerberg making statements like this IM conversation in college:

Mark: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard…just ask. I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS.

[Redacted Friend's Name]: What? How’d you manage that one?

Mark: People just submitted it. I don’t know why. They “trust me.” Dumb fucks.

Personally I don’t use Facebook and never have, but that’s because I’m not a farmer or mafioso and I hate being poked…but speaking of evil, have you met the Cruddy Combo Clan?

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It’s not a surprise that Perez Hilton would go at it with Spencer Pratt on Twitter, I mean, the more crazy the story, the more money and attention he gets. I’m just wondering why Spencer Pratt thinks it’s worth his time to battle the guy? Or maybe that’s giving Spencer Pratt too much credit. Eh, I would venture to say that they’re both idiots and Twitter just became the new way to get bitched out… no, “Twitched Out.”

WARNING: Strong slanguage ahead!

Well folks, it’s a new day and there’s a new $100 bill that just came out, and it looks pretty good. Well, the design just came out, the bill won’t be in circulation until February 2011.

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There are many things that can kick your ass. For example: Anderson Silva, running a marathon, an advanced calculus exam, the husband of the MILF you’re trying to land. Well now there’s a car that can do it… and it’s badass.