Back in the good ol’ days when pizza delivery was a much more important and celebrated event.

The future of labor markets in China and India is becoming more and more uncertain as strikes and stoppages have been continuously afflicting foreign factories in the two countries. While most companies have begun looking towards Bangladesh ad Indonesia for new sources of cheap labor, others have decided to do away with man power and begin hiring animals to do the grueling labor.

When you need to move some cranes, what’s more efficient than lifting a crane that’s lifting a crane that’s lifting a crane that’s lifting a crane with a crane?

I’m sure all of us at some point have wondered what the actresses behind the Disney Princesses look like and thanks to the magic of Wikipedia we can finally find out. Apparently animals can’t be considered princesses, however, so Faline from Bambi and Nala from The Lion King are’t included.

It’s good to see one of thos idiot kids who post pictures of themselves smoking or drinking on Facebook finally get punished. If only this could be done to the duck face, instagram, wannabe photographer, and shirtless in the mirror people.

You know you aren’t putting enough funding into advertising when you can’t afford to hire two people to pose for a picture and are forced to recycle the first one.

All these commercials keep talking about how you should invest in gold; how the price of gold is going up. They don’t realize that the real money is in rhino horns and antimatter.

I’ve always wondered why people in the Harry Potter universe used cars, refrigerators, and other muggle-made items, but never used things like computers or guns. All they had to do was set up a team of snipers around Harry and waited for Voldemort to show up.

In a modern day case of Capulets v.s Montagues, two Autralian families, the Thorntons and the Jorgensens, had a violent feud yesterday that ended in disaster. From what I recall, however, Shakespeare’s classic family feud didn’t end with two men dueling with a chainsaw and a samurai sword. The full story can be found at http://goo.gl/B84lq.