Chris Illuminati

Meet the Most Badass 11-year-old on the planet

Posted By: on January 16, 2010

11-year-old boy stops intruders by grabbing his gun and opening fire. Oh, this was AFTER he got shot. Meanwhile, you crapped your pants.

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Chris Illuminati

How getting stingy like a scoundrel will make you rich

Posted By: on January 5, 2010

There are easy ways to save money. But what about some unorthodox ways to make your dollar go farther? Ideas like how to clothe yourself by signing up for on-the-street credit-card promotions, how to get free meals every day by saying it’s your birthday, and how to carry an arsenal of fast food cups in your car for free refills wherever you travel.

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Meet Kevin Keller the New Gay Archie Character

Posted By: on April 23, 2010

I don’t know anyone that didn’t read some version of the Archie Comics growing up. The great thing about them is that they have a Digest to cater to almost anyone…whether it be the Archie, Read On »

Awesome Products that Make You Wish You Thought of Them First

Posted By: on November 9, 2011

Feeding the inner geekness… Loading… A Big Make Attack Bed… Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce cheese, pickles onions on a sesame seed bed.   A Bubble Wrap Calendar… This is one calendar I Read On »

What’s Going On Down There?

Posted By: on March 5, 2010

Obama Caught Lip-Syncing Speeches [ONN] RIP: A dozen dead (or almost-dead) soft drinks [Westword] The Spring Training Cliché Translator [Maxim] 9 Whimsical Seuss-Inspired Things [Woman's Day] The Best Doughnuts: Fried Dough Has Never Looked This Read On »

Chris Illuminati

The A**hole’s Favorite Office Quotes

Posted By: on December 28, 2009

Bill Lumbergh

Hey Peter. How's it going?

You’ve heard them. You’ve used them. Hell, you might have even coined a few. Here are some classic a**hole quotes you are likely to hear around the office and what they really mean.

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30 of the Best Cars From Gumball 3000

Posted By: on February 20, 2010 on February 20, 2010

16 Pics of Hot Chicks Cleaning Things

Posted By: on January 6, 2011 on January 6, 2011

25 Hottest Shay Maria Photos

Posted By: on December 9, 2010 on December 9, 2010
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20 Amber Heard Photos That Bring The Heat

Posted By: on December 15, 2010 on December 15, 2010
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Ashley Greene: The Only Good Thing About Twilight

Posted By: on November 13, 2009 on November 13, 2009

Fan Made Zelda Sword & Shield Replicas

Posted By: on January 31, 2011 on January 31, 2011

Some of the Hottest Cosplay Chicks

Posted By: on February 16, 2011 on February 16, 2011

A 1990s Childhood

Posted By: on December 9, 2010 on December 9, 2010

26 Unique Perspectives

Posted By: on January 19, 2011 on January 19, 2011

40 of the Best (but Mostly Worst) Oompa Loompas

Posted By: on January 12, 2010 on January 12, 2010

22 Hot Girls With Candy

Posted By: on December 30, 2010 on December 30, 2010

10 Hot Chicks with Hoses

Posted By: on January 7, 2011 on January 7, 2011
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15 Hot Gamer Girls

Posted By: on January 31, 2011 on January 31, 2011
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15 Hot Cowgirls… Yeehaw!

Posted By: on January 11, 2011 on January 11, 2011

Awesome Class of 2010 Senior Post-It Prank

Posted By: on May 29, 2010 on May 29, 2010

The Ultimate Elisha Cuthbert Gallery

Posted By: on December 7, 2010 on December 7, 2010
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Great Wallpapers For Your Walls

Posted By: on March 24, 2010 on March 24, 2010

Awesome Cardboard Office Prank

Posted By: on June 30, 2010 on June 30, 2010
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35 Tip Jars Designed to Make You Give More

Posted By: on June 10, 2009 on June 10, 2009

15 Hot Chicks Working Out

Posted By: on November 29, 2010 on November 29, 2010

15 Cool Package Designs for Creative Inspiration

Posted By: on July 7, 2009 on July 7, 2009