In honor of Election Day 2010 finally being done and over with, I present to you the (hopefully) last political ad campaign you’ll see this year. I just can’t believe how much these guys put into their efforts. Not only do their signs litter every stretch of highway, the ads run constantly on my Jeopardy!, the have pop-ups on all my websites and they call me on the home phone once an hour. I feel like I know my Governor personally at this point. I’m just surprised I didn’t get a tweet or Facebook friend request from them. Anyways, check out what might possibly be the World’s worst all time campaign video for Mike Weinstein representing District 19 in Florida.

I guess we can all be thankful that this small little hack was not devised earlier. It really would have been a game changer. You see people (Apple I’m looking at you), if you take a little extra time and effort to do just a tad more R&D maybe things won’t go so wrong. And maybe we would have these iPhone 4G antenna issues and I’d have a pretty pearly white one. I guess in this case it’s a good thing they went to production prior to this ingenious addition.

Halloween rules! Free candy, hot girls dressing provocatively, and costume parties. Sometimes however, the costume parties suck, ugly girls trick you by dressing all hot, and neighbors give out the nastiest candy on Earth. So, because of that, here they are… the 11 “treats” you pray you don’t get this Halloween.

1. Goddamn Good & Plenty – What kid wants to put a piece of poisoned plastic in their mouth? Answer: none. Also, why name your candy “Good & Plenty” when most people think its gross and offensive?

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With Halloween just a couple days away, its a good time to delve into our inner psyche and see why and what we’re afraid of. What are some of your fears. Does the dark haunt you. It’s a bit of a funny thing because in all honesty you know that there is nothing different come nightfall…except all the ghouls, goblins and vampires. Thanks to our friends at Halloween Express we now know a little more about our terrors.

What she tells you is not exactly what the truth is. We all know the “It’s not you, it’s me” line. But what about all those other ways you’ve been kicked to the curb. Here’s a handy list so that next time you can translate the actual meaning. I hate to say it, but if you are hearing these lines you’re actually better off than myself…at least you had a relationship to get dumped from. Lucky you. Now back to my WoWing.

In this economy it’s tough to not want to mooch off the ‘rents. I know I did for as long as I can. But when you are nearing that ripe old age of 30, it only seems appropriate to get out there and get a new job. I hear a lot of people talking about how there are NO jobs whatsoever. Eff that…my opinion has always been that if you want to work you can. Shit…I would love to be a barista or even a griddle cook at a diner. I think that would be a whole lotta fun.

Whatever…you know you can get a J.O.B. if you wanted to. Maybe if you got off the Internets and stopped playing WoW for a little. Remember Monster.com? They used to advertise a whole bunch and became really popular…well I haven’t seen much from them lately. But apparently they’re still kicking ass and taking names. They want to tell everyone out there that jobs are still available and people are finding them in abundance. They even set what a success story site and a Facebook to spread the joy.

“There’s a misperception that job seekers are sacrificing the opportunity to pursue a career that leverages their passion and skills as a result of a challenging job market,” said Ted Gilvar, global chief marketing officer, Monster. “Success Stories demonstrates that our precision matching technology innovation is helping people find their calling.”

They actually have had some really cool jobs and stories. On guy, Greg Drevenstedt, is now a road tester for Rider Magazine. Also, Alexis Tirardo found work as a blogger for Alica Keys’ new website. Not too shabby if you ask me.

Have you had success with finding work? If you use Monster.com and have used Monster.com to get that dream gig then you can head over to www.success.monster.com to tell them your story and be eligible to win one of six prize packages. Winners will be chosen on or around October 6, November 8 and December 6, 2010. In these times we could all use a nice gift. So get off your LOLCats and Reddit and go get yourself a job…and maybe not only could you get a paycheck but a nice little prize package from Monster.

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For all you ghouls and ghosts out there, maybe even a few of you zombies. Halloween is just a few more days away. What’s your favorite thing about the holiday? Personally…I’m all about the candy. I like to get dressed up but rarely do I devote enough time to making the costume I’d really want to. I could think of a million things that I would love to be….but when it’s all said and done I usually grab the white sheet and either turn into a ghost or don it as a toga. Imaginative, I know. Anyways, here are a few facts about how Halloween has progressed.

Oh how I feel for this little kid. If I had the Raiders as my team I would be just as upset. It’s a good thing he doesn’t play fantasy football yet. Or maybe he does…we I hope to God he doesn’t. Or rather, I’m glad I’m not in his league…I could only imagine how emotional he would get if he lost a match by some dropped ball or missed field goal. I can’t remember being this into something as a child…but I was much of a screaming kid to begin with anyways.

This is just absolutley insane. I’ve never seen a crash in this perspective. It really gives you a feeling of how it would be to be a driver of a Formula 1 race car. It also gives you a sense of the speed. It’s pretty amazing that they can go through something like this and walk away mostly unharmed.

Damn! Fortunately this could have been a whole lot worse than it was. What I mean is that the guys life was spared and in the whole scheme of things only a truck was ruined…but damn, that was close.

For the looks of it all, seems like if the second guy hadn’t starting talking to him it would have been lights out for a good ol’ mechanic there.