I get that the pipes aren’t meant to hold semen, I just wonder what else is included in the semen-related costs at University of Michigan…

By the way, these guys were probably responsible for most of it.

It’s pretty common for absolute nobodys to get reality shows these days (Tila Tequila, New York, that hot girl Rock of Love), so why not give one to Jon Gosselin? We’ve seen enough of that ugly bitch-of-an-ex-wife Kate with her flowbee haircut. I think it’s time to give Jon the spotlight, and here are five reasons why.

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1. Jon Gosselin is a Douchebag

It’s true and here’s proof. For some reason, though, we seem to be obsessed with douchebags… Just watch The Hills, or Millionaire Matchmaker, Million Dollar Listing, Rock of Love, or, the king of all douchebag shows, Tool Academy. So why not give Jon a turn? I’d watch.

Look, we’re all men here on the Internet, right? Right! So let’s just get right down to the 14 manliest things in existence and call it a day. Cause that’s what men do… we get shit done!

1. Manly Explosions are Manly – Explosions are badass, and every guy knows it… that’s why Michael Bay put so many explosions into Transformers (1 and 2). If you tell me you just saw someone eat glass, I’d be like “eh, that’s cool, I guess,” but tell me something in the backyard is exploding and I’ll be there in a heartbeat, beer in hand.

Marriage isn’t for everyone, but if its for you, you may want to read up a bit. If I’ve learned anything in life, it’s that you can always believe what you read on a sign. So go on, read, and learn a little before you jump the broom. Here are 14 lessons signs have taught us about wives. Oh, and if you need help winding a wife… boom!

1. As your number of anniversaries go up, opportunities for sex go down

Halloween rules! Free candy, hot girls dressing provocatively, and costume parties. Sometimes however, the costume parties suck, ugly girls trick you by dressing all hot, and neighbors give out the nastiest candy on Earth. So, because of that, here they are… the 11 “treats” you pray you don’t get this Halloween.

1. Goddamn Good & Plenty – What kid wants to put a piece of poisoned plastic in their mouth? Answer: none. Also, why name your candy “Good & Plenty” when most people think its gross and offensive?

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