It reads: “At this moment, your bum is completely exposed. If it were in a sexy pair of jeans, it would attract attention all the time!”

Damn you creative advertising firms!

Just a bunch of people sitting around, watching something… oh, I see.

Whatever you do, don’t try to get into a conversation with one over proper canine diet. If the conversation starts, walk away slowly with your eyes pointed to the ground and your hands loosely at your sides.

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It isn’t easy doing marketing for a vasectomy clinic. It’s often an uncomfortable topic – television ads, radio spots, and even the Internet simply don’t do it justice. When in doubt, get creative. Nobody can fault you for trying.

No words necessary. This is epic.

The “intitle” search is a way that Google uses to filter results by words in the title tag of web pages. With it, certain insights can be found about the very nature of the Internet. More pages with a particular word in the title means that the word in question is more “important” to us on the Internet.

Mesmerizing. Higgins would be proud.

It can be extremely annoying to be heading down in an elevator from one of the top floors of a tall building, only to have to stop 10 times on your way. My friends, those days are behind us all.

Thanks to an override put in for use by emergency personnel, you can go straight to your floor, flying right past those on other floors who want to delay you. Try it! It works every time.