RUN! Now the pigs and the birds are working together and they’ll be unstoppable.

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via The Daily Bunny (yes, bunny photos every day)

Hardcore.

Chocolate mousse-stuffed strawberries. That is the fantastical thing you are looking at.

I really don’t even care that there’s instructions for how to do this. It’s just freakin’ magical.

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Good information to have. I’m glad I can answer, “No.”

But in case you’re not sure, check out the following flowchart. Here’s hoping the dude’s never pooped on your living room floor, even if he is a cat. And happy Caturday.

Maybe the Bible was wrong: The wages of sin are taxes, not death.

Especially if you live in Washington State. Sales tax rates for hard liquor work out to $26 a gallon and cancer sticks have $2 a pack slapped on them for the government coffers. No casinos, though, so no worries there.

For booze, you’ll want to live in Vermont. Cigarettes, South Carolina. (Really? 7 cents per pack? REALLY?) And gambling? Well, Nevada’s no surprise, but sometimes Pennsylvania’s a bit better.

Here’s the skinny on the taxes different states slap on your vices, from our friends at TurboTax.com.

Nevermind his politics, John Stewart rips Donald Trump a new one — and rightfully so — for not only taking Sarah Palin to a crappy pizza place in Times Square and passing it off as authentic NYC pizza, but not even knowing how to eat the freakin’ food.

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Love Mr. T’s pants.

The next time you make vacation plans you might want to consult this map. I can’t decide if these places are a great vacation spot because these bad, bad people with gobs of ill-gotten gains wanted to move there or if they’re a bad choice because of that.

Some of these deposed dictators definitely made off better than others. Marcos went to Hawaii? Poor dear.