What better way to start you Holiday season of right than a good ol’ rendition of “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas” by our good friend Al Bundy. I’m sure everyone remembers the man of the house, and shoe salesman from Married With Children. We hope that your Black Friday shopping has put you in the mood for a nice cup of eggnog, candy canes and sitting around the fire watching A Christmas Story. Here’s to a hectic month of racing around like a chicken with its head cut-off, crap holiday parties and pretending to like the shit gifts you’ve been given from co-workers you’d rather not be fraternizing with outside of the office.