It’s pretty common for absolute nobodys to get reality shows these days (Tila Tequila, New York, that hot girl Rock of Love), so why not give one to Jon Gosselin? We’ve seen enough of that ugly bitch-of-an-ex-wife Kate with her flowbee haircut. I think it’s time to give Jon the spotlight, and here are five reasons why.

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1. Jon Gosselin is a Douchebag

It’s true and here’s proof. For some reason, though, we seem to be obsessed with douchebags… Just watch The Hills, or Millionaire Matchmaker, Million Dollar Listing, Rock of Love, or, the king of all douchebag shows, Tool Academy. So why not give Jon a turn? I’d watch.

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2. He Already Had a Show and Kate Stole the Spotlight

If you’ve ever seen their show, you probably didn’t see Jon much, and if you did, it was probably with Kate, or she was talking or yelling at him, or cutting her hair with some precision home hair cutting system. Either that or he was with the kids and Kate was doing a book signing or something selfish like that. Point is, he was on the show, and he got shafted. He deserves another shot.

3. Kate is a Straight Up Bitch

There have been bitches in the past on reality shows, for example Omarosa, Veronica from The Real World, and Jonny Fairplay. However, none of these have been as revolting as Kate. She treated him like a dog that tracked shit all over the new carpet, when all he ever did was try to help out. For dealing with her for so long, Jon definitely deserves his own show.

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4. Jon Gosselin is a Pimp

As soon as word came out that they were splitting, pictures of Jon with other chicks started popping up all over the place. AND… the other girl was at least 10 times hotter than Kate. I’m guessing he was counting down the days until Kate finally dipped so he could be free with his swagger and lay the pimp hand on strong. Go Jon!

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5. Jon Gosselin Needs the Money

Eight kids means a hell of a lot of child support, and since Kate got all the book deals, what’s a guy to do? Besides his apparent Ed Hardy sponsorship, he really doesn’t have any marketable skills. He’s just a dude that forgot to wear a condom and ended up with the shittiest life on Earth. Poor Jon. For this reason, he needs his own show.

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So please, ABC, NBC, FOX, Discovery Channel, VH1, MTV, anyone, please, please give this man his own show… cause I would watch.