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Evol Jess

The Most Scientifically Accurate Picnic Table on Earth

Posted By: on October 30, 2009
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Ok, so it doesn’t take much for a picnic table to be scientifically accurate (whatever that means), but if it were hard to do, this one would no doubt win the Nobel Prize in its category. So sit down, get out your lunch and start memorizing atomic masses people! Of course, for more geeky-ness… kabloooooom!

periodic table of elements

source: reddit.com

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Ryan Deal

Caption Contest… with prizes!

Posted By: on October 29, 2009
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Ok, so you may have read about this, but Calvin Klein is letting me give away 4 bottles of their new fragrance for men called ckfree. All you’ve got to do to enter the contest is slap a caption to this photo in the comments section below. The 4 best captions will be chosen by two random followers of the @TopCultured twitter account. For this reason, make sure you put your real email address in the comment form. Good Luck!! All captions must be submitted by Friday, November 6th, 2009.

caption contest photo

Let the captioning begin in the comments below. You may enter as many times as you’d like, just remember to include your real email address in the comment form so we can contact you if you’ve won! All captions must be submitted by Friday, November 6th, 2009.

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TopCultured Legends

5 Brands That Benefited From Everyone Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Posted By: on March 2, 2013

Keeping up with the Jones’s? Forget that–all anyone has wanted to do for eight seasons now is keep up with the Kardashians. While the series, Dash collection, public appearances and general overexposure of the family Read On »

“I’m hit, but not bad. R2, see what you can do with it.”

Posted By: on August 27, 2011

Superfans of SciFi classics like Star Wars often embarrass themselves with their extreme level of dedication. In some cases, the extreme dedication can turn into something absolutely epic. (via: Reddit)

If This Doesn’t Work We’ll Try Bing

Posted By: on February 4, 2010

Top 10 Most Annoying Football Team Slogans [ICanHasInternets] The Hottest Women of Super Bowl Media Day [Guyism] “LOST” is Found! 5 Reasons to Watch “Lost” [COED Magazine] Best Star Trek Dub EVER [Fork Party] Cheap Read On »

Ryan Deal

It’s Contest Time: Free Bottle of ckfree…

Posted By: on October 29, 2009
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ckfree contest

So, I was sent a bottle of ckfree, the new men’s fragrence from Calvin Klein and I gotta say, it’s pretty nice. So I decided to test it out. On Monday, I went through my day without wearing ckfree and on Tuesday I did all the same things, except with a couple sprays of the cologne. Here are the results:

Monday: Absolutely no girls came up and talked to me or mentioned anything about the way I smell (which can be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on how you look at it).

Tuesday: Exactly 1 girl mentioned that I smell nice, and, if i had the balls to go along with the ckfree, I would have continued talking to her.

So, what can be learned from this little experiment? Well, that’s easy… Wearing ckfree can get you 100% more chicks than not wearing ckfree.

The best part is that the nice folks at Calvin Klein are letting me give away 4 bottles of ckfree to TopCultured readers. All you’ve got to do is caption this photo and you’ll be entered to win, easy peasy!

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Daniel Joseph

14 Lessons Signs Taught Guys About Getting Married

Posted By: on October 29, 2009
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Marriage isn’t for everyone, but if its for you, you may want to read up a bit. If I’ve learned anything in life, it’s that you can always believe what you read on a sign. So go on, read, and learn a little before you jump the broom. Here are 14 lessons signs have taught us about wives. Oh, and if you need help winding a wife… boom!

1. As your number of anniversaries go up, opportunities for sex go down

funny wife

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Dr. Intoxicated

A Comedic Look at How Drug Trials Work

Posted By: on October 29, 2009
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Ryan Deal

Just Trying to Make a Buck

Posted By: on October 28, 2009
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Evol Jess

Pepsi Dresses Up for Halloween With Limited Edition Cans

Posted By: on October 27, 2009
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Word came from the official Pepsi twitter account that the company had dressed up their cans for Halloween. The limited edition design applies to the regular Pepsi, Pepsi Max, and Diet Pepsi cans and will be sole exclusively (it seems) at Walmart. Here’s what Pepsi had to say:

“We didn’t want our cans to feel left out this Halloween, so we dressed them up, too. [sic] Look for these limited edition Pepsi cans in the Halloween Section of your local Walmart!”

source: twitter.com

source: twitter.com

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Daniel Joseph

11 “Treats” You Pray You Don’t Get on Halloween

Posted By: on October 27, 2009
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Halloween rules! Free candy, hot girls dressing provocatively, and costume parties. Sometimes however, the costume parties suck, ugly girls trick you by dressing all hot, and neighbors give out the nastiest candy on Earth. So, because of that, here they are… the 11 “treats” you pray you don’t get this Halloween.

1. Goddamn Good & Plenty – What kid wants to put a piece of poisoned plastic in their mouth? Answer: none. Also, why name your candy “Good & Plenty” when most people think its gross and offensive?

good and plenty

source: elle.com

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Dr. Intoxicated

Behind The Box: The Scariest Cereal Mascots Ever

Posted By: on October 26, 2009
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There has always been a section of the cereal aisle I have never dared to go. A section dominated solely by the most evil cereals, cereals forged by the spoon of Satan himself.  Now I have never been a superstitious individual, I own a black cat, I step on cracks, and I have repeated the name Tyler Perry three times which I’ve been told makes Tyler Perry release another atrocious movie (maybe I should stop that just in case).  But some taboos you just don’t violate (like this one), better safe than sorry. Here are some examples:

1. Never feed a Mogwai after midnight,

2. Never step on a butterfly if you end up traveling back in time

3. Never marry Barbara Streisand, and

4. Never mess with the occult before lunch

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Dutch Mechanic

That’s a Bad Place for a Sticker

Posted By: on October 25, 2009
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Something tells me that whoever was in charge of putting stickers on the front of this paper wasn’t really thinking clearly. That or they weren’t really paying attention. Either way, I’m pretty sure this was supposed to read, “Heat of the Night.” Big mistake.

bad sticker placement


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