There’s not much that’s more embarrassing than someone walking in on you having sex. But at least you’re getting some. What’s more embarrassing is trying to get some 90′s cyber sex action and being owned by the person you thought was gonna give it up… virtually…

For ultimate cyber fun, check out these guys (SFW).

We’ve seen a lot of cool versions of the periodic table of elements in the past. This one is right up there with ‘em. The artist is Anneka Tran, an excellent illustrator from Staffordshire, England. She’s used images to represent the elements as we encounter them in our everyday lives… pretty cool if you ask me.

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Have you ever been driving around and couldn’t decide where to stop to fill the belly of the beast? Worry no longer my friend. With this simple to follow flowchart you will never have to decide which to listen to, your brain or your stomach. Now you can save those precious braincells for better decisions…like plaid or argyle…or So You Think You Can Dance or NCIS.

You may also enjoy our other flowcharts:
Cereal
Chain Restaurant
Beer
Freezer Aisle
Candy
Produce Aisle

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Where Are All The Hoes? [Holy Taco ]

The Most Satisfying Motorcycle Wheelie FAIL [Gorrila Mask]

The Hottest Time Waster You’ll See All Day [Busted Coverage]

The Best Movie Title Hack Ever [EHOWA]

Hilarious Flashmob You Haven’t Seen Yet [YouTube]

The Hottest Airline Calendar Ever [DJMICKV2]

If You’re on Facebook, You’ve Got To Add This Guy [REDBEARD]

68 Girls Wearing Belts Instead of Bras [COED Magazine] NSFW

This is What $150 Beer Looks Like [The Bachelor Guy]

Umm… What Do You Gotta Do to Win This? [Don Chavez]

Now, THIS is How you Throw a Wedding [Guyism]

Hot Girls and Guns! [Gunaxin]

Hotties in the Wild [Uncoached]

Please, Please, Please Let This Work [Asylum]

Ashley Greene: The Only Good Thing About Twilight [Stay Here]

15 U.S. Beers That Pack a Punch[Flavored Delights]


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“It’s the second most stolen book in the United States right after the Bible” said Neil Strauss in reference to his book Rules of the Game on the popular radio show Toucher and Rich in Boston.  This obviously piqued my interest. The book is billed as the be all, end all guide to picking up women and it’s written by Neil Strauss who wrote such kick ass biographies as “Dirt” about Motley Crue and “How To Make Love Like A Porn Star”  about Jenna Jameson.

I’m a lonely, lonely man and my pick up technique of telling girls I’m “the bassist from the band Ace of Bass, and that’s right I am the ace,” wasn’t working (probably because Ace of Base didn’t actually have a bassist).  Rules of the Game is designed like a textbook for picking up women with daily lessons and lasts 30 days so I decided to take the challenge and chronicle my experience. Here’s what happened:

DAY 1:

We start our adventure by assessing ourselves with several questions.

Q: Describe how you think people see you?

A: Probably with their eyes, I believe it involves light refraction and such. Unless they’re blind then well… I guess they’d make easy victims. Actually, most people see me as a funny guy with no broads.

Q: Describe how you want people to see you?

A: Through telescopes looking up at me in my sky castle! Bwa ha ha ha! Okay how about as a funny guy with tons of broads.

Q:  Identify 3 behaviors you want to change.

A:  Not getting laid, not getting any vagina, and being without access to vagina.

Q:  3 Characteristics you’d like to adopt.

A:  Kicking Bill Engvall in the nuts, having movie star good looks, and receiving more free tacos.

The next section is a list of “limiting beliefs” that hold you back.  “People aren’t judging you, actually they desire your approval as much as you desire theirs.” I guess this means I should begin each conversation with women by yelling the reminder “You demand my approval!”  Here’s another one, “Just ask women what they want.”  I guess this implies that all women are inherently prostitutes who charge different rates and enjoy being propositioned with phrases like “How much?”

Alright let’s move on to the “Small Talk” section. The book gives several examples to use with fill in the blanks to customize them for every situation you’ll ever run into.

Current Events: Did you hear that —— ?  What will they think of next!

Here’s what I used, think of your own, don’t steal mine.

Did you hear that ducks are rape proof? What will they think of next!

Entertainment: Did you see the new —— movie yet? I heard it was good.

Mine: Did you see the new rape fantasy porno yet? I heard it was good.

Ok, which Digg or Reddit user did this? You don’t just end up with a railing with penises all over it, must have been an inside job, cause who in their right mind would see that design and sign for it? This reminds me of a similar bad wall design.

Come to think of it, it was probably one of these guys.

It’s pretty common for absolute nobodys to get reality shows these days (Tila Tequila, New York, that hot girl Rock of Love), so why not give one to Jon Gosselin? We’ve seen enough of that ugly bitch-of-an-ex-wife Kate with her flowbee haircut. I think it’s time to give Jon the spotlight, and here are five reasons why.

source: google.com

1. Jon Gosselin is a Douchebag

It’s true and here’s proof. For some reason, though, we seem to be obsessed with douchebags… Just watch The Hills, or Millionaire Matchmaker, Million Dollar Listing, Rock of Love, or, the king of all douchebag shows, Tool Academy. So why not give Jon a turn? I’d watch.

Say what you will about Twilight, it’s definitely worth watching, at least after seeing these pics of Ashley Greene. I’m so into vampires now!

There was always this rule when figuring out the difference in shoe size between mens and womens shoes. It was something like you take the mens size and subtract two sizes and that’s what it is in womens. However, after seeing this sign, I realize it’s not quite an exact science, and, believe it or not, this model seems a bit more accurate.