Dutch Mechanic

Balloon Boy Gets The Fresh Prince Treatment

Posted By: on October 16, 2009

Whoever thought some fame-hungry family (that isn’t Octomom or that god awful Kate plus eight) would ever grab attention again after being on Wife Swap? Who watches Wife Swap anyway? Regardless, today’s ‘stunt’ as some are calling it, did just that when a kid (with the most badass name ever, Falcon? Are you kidding me?) hid in a box. Serious, your 15 minutes of fame consists of you hiding in a box and wasting people’s time. Anyway, it seems the story got the Fresh Prince treatment, and here it is:

balloon boy falcon

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Ryan Deal

A House of Ultimate Technology Products

Posted By: on October 15, 2009

In a world where technology breaks at the speed of light, sometimes, pots and pans are all you need. Actually, that’s not true, in fact, I think it took more technology to take the picture then if you were to combine everything in this room.

ultimate technology

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TopCultured Legends

Even before Hagrid’s visit, experts knew he was “special”

Posted By: on January 30, 2012

In reality, he couldn’t read minds, but snakes told him what they were thinking. (Via: Reddit. H/T: Chevrolet Humble Texas)  

There’s Two Theories To Arguing With A Woman

Posted By: on February 21, 2011

Sadly I’ve found this to all too often be true. I’m not sure if I’ve ever won an argument with a girlfriend…and that’s probably why I’m sitting in my mother’s basement writing this up and Read On »

Darth? 3P0?

Posted By: on July 23, 2012

Nope… just some really cool 19th-century Firefighters Rescue Masks. Thanks to Dayton Chevrolet for sharing this unique photo with us. H/T: Reddit

Dr. Intoxicated

Riker’s Revenge (or the trouble with replicators)

Posted By: on October 15, 2009


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Ryan Deal

Teenage Mutant Ninja Pizza Party

Posted By: on October 14, 2009

ninja pizza party

The Most Racist Food Products, Bad Timing, and Super Terrific Japanese [Unreality]

Tokyo Booth Babes Sell Us Games w/ Sex [Asylum]

Flowchart to Determine What Your Halloween Costume Should Be [Holy Taco]

Where The Girls Gone Wild Things Are [Next Round]

Megan Fox Slummin It (still hot) [Don Chavez]

7 Romantic Movie Gestures Girls Don’t Want in Real Life [Guyism]

Spain’s Sexiest Discoveries (other than the Americas) [COED Magazine]

10 Funniest Movie Outtakes of All Time [Manofest]

Lesbian Barbies: If You’re Into That Sorta Thing [City Rag]

Classic NFL Plays Tecmo-ized [Yep Yep]

**Want your link on our next list? Send them to topcultured [at] gmail [dot] com**

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Dutch Mechanic

Warning: Gruesome

Posted By: on October 14, 2009

This has got to be the sickest cut ever. He either took a dive in a meat processing grab bag of machines or he pissed off some ninjas, either way, whoever did this to him, BROUGHT IT! For the sake of those with weak stomachs, I’ve blocked out the first pic, scroll down to see the rest.

gnarly cut

Here’s the picture, revealed:

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Ryan Deal

13 Awesome Ways To Trick Out Your MacBook

Posted By: on October 14, 2009

MacBooks are designed to be sexy on their own, but when everyone you know has one, you’ve gotta separate yourself from the pack. Here are 13 awesome ways to do that using vinyl decals. Oh, and here are some other awesome Apple mods.

1. Space Invaders Forever

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Evol Jess

What a Confusing Sign…

Posted By: on October 12, 2009

There’s a couple reasons this sign is confusing. First, I’m no zoologist, but I can tell you that’s not a deer. Actually, no, that’s the only reason. And here’s one of the most confusing videos ever made and… an equally funny and unusual sign.

slow down deer crossing

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Dr. Intoxicated

7 Chick Flicks Turned Badass

Posted By: on October 12, 2009

After recently viewing Nick and Norah’s Infinitely terrible movie I thought “Wow, I would just love for a killer monster to just slaughter everyone in this movie”. Years ago I used to do a bit in which I would combine the plots of two movies to make a new movie with examples such as “American History X-mas” and “Schindler’s List 2: Electric Boogaloo”. So I thought “what could make all these terrible chick flicks interesting?”. Well I decided it was time to give a few of these chick flicks a badass movie makeover.


1. Volverine

When Raimunda (Penelope Cruz) returns to her childhood village to clean the gravestones of her dead parents she discovers that the fire they died in wasn’t an accident. During her quest to find the killers Raimunda learns from her Aunt that she’s actually a government experiment with adamantium  claws. When Raimunda finds her husband attempting to molest her daughter the claws come out and rip him and her daughter to shreds. Code naming herself “Wolverine” which she pronounces as “Volverine” because of her hot accent she begins her bloody quest for vengeance.

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Dutch Mechanic

To Whoever Stole My Pillowcase…

Posted By: on October 9, 2009

I can think of a few things more valuable to hold for ransom. Nonetheless, gotta hand it to ‘em for the use of Microsoft Paint in a ransom note, that pillow looks spot-on.

pillowcase ransom

And for the readable version of the ransom note:

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kurt black

Digg Removes User Icons From Submissions

Posted By: on October 8, 2009

Digg has a history of changes, some would call improvements (see Recommendation Engine, Related Submissions, Removing Hot in sub categories, etc.). Recently, there have been a lot of changes at Digg. Removing shouts, the diggbar wobble, Kevin Rose confirming a new digg iPhone app, a new structure for Digg ads, and most recently (as of somewhere around 1:20pm EST today) Digg removed user icons from submissions on the Front Page and upcoming pages, which seem contradictory to what Rose spoke about at the Future of Web Apps conference: the 10 ways to take your site from one to one million users… and what’s the #1 way was that he suggested…  Exactly what Digg just removed.

“1. Ego. Ask does this feature increase the users self-worth or stroke the ego? What emotional and visible awards will a user receive for contributing to your site? Are they gaining reputation, badges, show case what they’ve done in the community?”

Here’s what the Digg FP looks like now… with no word yet from Digg as to whether or not this is a permanent change or simple a mistake. I would think its deliberate and permanent. Feel free to share your thoughts in the comments below.

digg front page

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monster tip jar

35 Tip Jars Designed to Make You Give More

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30 of the Best Cars From Gumball 3000

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Who Wore It Best: Celebrity Cleavage Edition

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20 Amber Heard Photos That Bring The Heat

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A Couple $100 Reasons To Hate Celebrities

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40 of the Best (but Mostly Worst) Oompa Loompas

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15 Pictures of Santa Getting Arrested

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Awesome Class of 2010 Senior Post-It Prank

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20 Homemade Things That Shouldn’t Be Home-Made

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Art of the Accidental Penis

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26 Unique Perspectives

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Awesome Cardboard Office Prank

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15 Pics of Hot Girls with Balls

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10 Hot Chicks with Hoses

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Ashley Greene Bikini Photos

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A 1990s Childhood

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16 Pics of Hot Chicks Cleaning Things

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40 Hilarious Fortune Cookies Fortunes

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15 Hot Cowgirls… Yeehaw!

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30 Loveable Animals Waving “Hi”

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