Heesa Phadie

Deep Fried Butter Dance Remix

Posted By: on October 25, 2009

Just because America has an obesity problem doesn’t mean we can’t enjoy the finer things in life. Look at the elation that is brought to this young man by the consumption of a dollop of butter, battered and deep-fried in grease. That’s what makes this country great (open to debate), if it can be eaten we will deep fry it at some point…that’s a fact.

Here’s the original news program
, apparently it is MSNBC worthy.

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Heesa Phadie

Windows 7 Burger Unlocked & Hacked

Posted By: on October 24, 2009

Many of you have seen the Burger King Windows 7 Burger by now. While an interesting idea it has a few substantial problems:

  • It is region locked and only available in Japan
  • It has an Enterprise price point of $17 (¥1,450)
  • Has limited functionality (no cheese)
    With my step-by-step guide I will show you how to:

  • Get it fully functional at the Student Edition price of $4.24 (¥391)
  • Run it on your native system, no hardware upgrades needed
  • Unlock the region restrictions and purchase it in the US

  • Cheese – You will get 7 slices of American cheese free of charge (an enhancement from the Japanese edition)
  • Sauce (BBQ, Sweet & Sour, Ranch or Honey Mustard) – This is an added bonus as Burger King allows one sauce per sandwich allowing you up to 4 sauces with you Windows 7 Cheeseburger
  • Pickles, Tomatoes, Lettuce & Onions – Possible extra charge depending on vendor

Step 1: Purchase 4 of Burger King’s Double Cheeseburgers at the new price of $1.00 each.


Step 2: Open all 4 burgers. Designate a foundation burger and remove the top bun. Designate 2 “middle burgers” and remove both buns.

Step 3: Now this is the most difficult part of the whole hack. From the remaining burger you must discard not only the bottom bun but also the extra patty. Although this may seem unnecessary, omitting this crucial step will not produce a validated version of a Windows 7 Burger and may not be compatible with your system (this could result in possible system crashes as the amount of calories, sodium and fat could overheat your machine).

Step 4: Assemble all 4 parts beginning with the foundation, placing the four middle patties next and completing the install by placing the final patty and top bun on.

Step 5: You should now have a fully functional Burger King Windows 7 Cheeseburger. Reboot system and consume.

Happy food hacking!

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TopCultured Legends

Hipster Squared

Posted By: on July 4, 2011

Maybe squared isn’t enough. Cubed? To the 12 power? This guy’s on pace to break the hipster measuring stick. He’s so old, he’s new. He’s so new, he must be from the future. Hasai! (via: Read On »

California’s Recycling Program Could Create 110,000 Jobs

Posted By: on April 1, 2014

For years, California has served as a leader in recycling, with more than 50% of waste materials recycled in 2010. However, many California residents worry that they’re missing out on a valuable opportunity to harvest Read On »

Old People Know How to Buy Cars

Posted By: on April 1, 2012

Senior citizens are often on the receiving-end of bad driving jokes in America, but they’re getting the last laugh when it comes to striking bargains at the car dealership. That and other interesting points are Read On »

Dutch Mechanic


Posted By: on October 23, 2009

No idea where this came from or who did it (so if you know, please post it in the comments), but this is one of the best comic strips I’ve seen in a while, only complaint is that there’s not more of it… Lesbians that is!

lesbians comic

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Evol Jess

Real Life Demotivational Poster

Posted By: on October 23, 2009

Got a roommate that won’t pick up after themselves? I have two. Many of life’s problems could potentially be solved with the creative use of demotivational posters in real life, like this one. Now I’ve just gotta think of nasty ones to leave for these guys.

real life demotivational

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Ryan Deal

This Is How Ninjas Exit Buildings

Posted By: on October 22, 2009

awesome kung fu ninja exit

Hey everyone, it’s me: He-Man. Y’know, Master of the F*cking Universe? [Holy Taco]

Just when you Think Japanese Game Shows Can’t Get Any Better [Gorilla Mask]

Doom, Cigarettes, and Girls in Gaming [Stay Here]

I’m Pretty Much All For Anything with Holly Madison in It [Don Chavez]

49 of The Most Influential Men of 2009 [Ask Men]

Someone Finally Made an Erotic Farm Girls Calendar [Uncoached]

The 20 Most Hilarious Scare Prank Videos [COED Magazine]

Adventures in Chest Hair Creativity [Yep Yep]

Drunk Women at Detroit Lions Game Entertain the Fans [Guyism]

20 People With Extremely Unfortunate Names [Manofest]

LESBIANS!! [Stay Here]

Top 100 Women on the Web [Asylum]

This is What Happens When Alex Rodriguez Gets A Hold of Your Pets [Banned In Hollywood]

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Forrest Whaling

Doom, Cigarettes, and Landing a Job in Game Design

Posted By: on October 21, 2009

Considered to be the “longest-serving woman in computer games,” Brenda Brathwaite entered the video game industry in an unorthodox fashion at the early age of 15 – after offering a cigarette to the right person. 26 years later, she has been involved in the development of several award-winning series, including Wizardry, Jagged Alliance, and several others. In 2006, she was named one of the top 100 most influential women in the game design industry by “Next Generation” magazine. She is currently on the Board of Directors for International Game Developers Association (IGDA), and is also Chair of the Interactive Design and Game Development Department at the Savannah College of Art and Design.

Brenda Brathwaite

As a woman in a predominately male industry, Brenda has an interesting and unique perspective on what it takes to make it as a game designer. Below is Brenda’s story, as well as her advice to aspiring game designers:

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Evol Jess

Everybody’s Got A Neighbor Like This

Posted By: on October 21, 2009

Ok, so, I think everyone’s had a neighbor like this at some point and if you haven’t, you’re lucky, cause it blows. I’m moving in three weeks and just my luck I’ll end up next to this guy or the guy that mows his lawn at 6am on Saturday. So here’s to hoping for a neighbor that loves to make cookies and always has too much. Oh, and more awesome stuff here.

turn off your car alarm

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Evol Jess

Bacon Jam: It’s Bacon You Can SPREAD

Posted By: on October 20, 2009

What’s better than bacon? Nothing, unless it’s a new way to get it in my mouth (that’s what she said). We’ve seen bacon soap, bacon mayonnaise, and bacon sheriffs, well here’s bacon jam… it’s bacon… you can spread!

bacon jam

Oh, and you can buy it here.

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Ryan Deal

Caution: Jazz Hands

Posted By: on October 19, 2009

caution jazz hands

8 Stores That Should Be In Every Mall [Holy Taco]

The 10 Filthiest Porn Stars I’m Aware Of That You Probably Know [Uncoached]

The 8 Worst Athlete Music Videos of All Time [Guyism]

Britney Spears Takes Her Booty To Mexico [Don Chavez]

Fat Kid vs. Skateboard… Who ya Got? [Gorilla Mask]

Top 100 Most Searched For Hotties on the Net [Asylum]

The Best Resignation Letter Ever [The Chive]

Dad of the Year Wants His Daughter to do Porn [Next Round]

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Ryan Deal

10 High Fives or The Best Day You’ve Had All Day

Posted By: on October 16, 2009

As a high-five connoisseur, i gotta say, this is going to be a good day, I can feel it. I can also see it, in the form of high-fives. In fact, here are 10 high fives to give you the best day you’ll have all day. High-Five!

free high fives

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Will They Build It? KFC & Krispy Kreme (Luther Double Down)

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25 Hilarious Protest Signs

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Fan Made Zelda Sword & Shield Replicas

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15 Hot Chicks With Glasses

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Great Wallpapers For Your Walls

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20 Homemade Things That Shouldn’t Be Home-Made

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maxim car show girls

Maxim Girls Know How to Clean a Car

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40 of the Best (but Mostly Worst) Oompa Loompas

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Ashley Greene in Maxim Magazine

Ashley Greene: The Only Good Thing About Twilight

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Who Wore It Best: Celebrity Cleavage Edition

Posted By: on November 11, 2009 on November 11, 2009
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Ashley Greene Bikini Photos

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15 Cool Package Designs for Creative Inspiration

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22 Hot Girls With Candy

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