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Heesa Phadie

Happy 25th Birthday to LeBron James (the followup)

Posted By: on December 31, 2009


Well call me Nostradamus if you must (I mean my Photoshopped picture could almost be this one) but in yesterday’s post on NBA birthday boys I predicted that James would need to score at least 41 points to edge out Michael Jordan as the #1 average birthday scorer. Well he went a few better. He had 48 points, 10 rebounds, 6 assists, went 14 for 16 from the free-throw line, 4 for 6 from three-point range and went on to win his first ever b-day game with the Cavaliers beating the Hawks 106-101.

The game deciding basket was made by Andersen Varejao, a 3-pointer with 17.2 seconds left, as the shot clock was expiring. It was Varejao’s first career  3-pointer, he’s previously 0 for 18. “That’s a great gift,” James said. “I had Andy in the gift exchange and so he paid me back. That’s what friends are for.”

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K. Thor Jensen

2009: The Game

Posted By: on December 31, 2009

2009 The GameGather up all the money you lost in the recession while avoiding horrible newsmakers like Bernie Madoff, Tiger Woods, Balloon Boy and Octomom in this addictive new game. Play it here.

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TopCultured Legends

Tron Cat

Posted By: on December 23, 2010

Do you think Crom or the Master Control System will allow this furry buddy of Flynn’s to join him? This has got to be one of the coolest cats around. Can you really get any Read On »

The Impact of High Oil Prices

Posted By: on April 16, 2012

It’s more than just the gas. It’s the principle. As oil prices continue to rise despite decreases in demand in the US, many people are wondering if there really is a solution. Drilling, alternative fuels, Read On »

Boozing and Risky Sex (Infographic)

Posted By: on September 30, 2010

If you’ve ever been drunk or high, you know what it’s like to be inebriated and horny. But did you know that substance abuse leads to more risky sexual behavior? This can be harmful to Read On »

Heesa Phadie

2010 New Year’s Resolutions According to Women (Infographic)

Posted By: on December 31, 2009

Have fun this New Years and remember to enjoy your jungle juice as much as this lady.


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Heesa Phadie

Top NBA Birthday Performers

Posted By: on December 30, 2009
Happy 25th King James

Happy 25th King James

With LeBron James playing the Hawks at 7PM EST and celebrating his 25th birthday today, I’m sure we’ll see some nasty highlights on tomorrow’s SportsCenter. I thought it would be interesting to look into how some of the top NBA stars have done playing the day they were born.

Due to scheduling, and I’m sure some players take the day off, game days and birthdays don’t always match up. Also, there are a lot of players that never have this opportunity with their birthday falling in the off-season. Some notables that don’t get the joy are Allen Iverson, Karl Malone, Magic Johnson, Manu Ginobilli, Pete Maravich, Rasheed Wallace, Ray Allen, Tracy McGrady and Wilt Chamberlain. A few of the all-time greats like Bill Russell, Karem Abdul-Jabar and Oscar Robertson do have birthdays during the season but the individual game statistics weren’t available throughout their careers.

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Evan Porter

Breaking the News via Twitter

Posted By: on December 30, 2009

Every now and then, something happens in your life that is so monumental, so Earth-shaking, that you have no choice but to share it with nearly everyone you know. The question is, how do you do it?

How do you tell your friends that your mother has died? How do you tell your family that you’re gay? How do you share the not-so-appealing results of your most recent visit to the free clinic?

Well, that’s why God invented Twitter. Not only can you build a large and diverse family via the social networking site, you can also use it to have uncomfortable conversations that you’d rather not have in person.

Here are some tips to help you get the most out of avoiding conflict via Twitter.


Finding out you have a venereal disease can be a humiliating discovery. Still, its important that you come to terms with it quickly. It’s even more important to notify your most recent partner, just to be safe, no matter how uncomfortable it might make you. They have a right to know, just… let them down gently. I might suggest something like this:


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K. Thor Jensen

The Top 10 Worst Fashion Trends Of The Decade

Posted By: on December 29, 2009

The Top 10 Worst Fashion Trends Of The DecadeJesus Christ, we sure dressed like assholes in the 00s. From low-rise jeans displaying trashy tramp stamps to knee-high Ugg boots covered in Von Dutch logos, the nation lost all fashion sense. Check our picks for the ten worst trends over at Heavy.

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Heesa Phadie

George’s Top 20 Seinfeld Food Related Moments

Posted By: on December 29, 2009

Last week I brought you the Top 15 Seinfeld Food Related Episodes over at Eating the Road. Seinfeld is chock full of many other hilarious food related moments that aren’t necessarily the entire plot. From Jerry’s love of cereal to their frequent dining at Monk’s food is practically the fifth cast member.

Well now over here at Top Cultured we’ll continue delving-in to all those hilarious moments. We’re going to take a look at some of the all-time best and we’ll start with the top from George (a few from Elaine too). Stay tuned for the best from Jerry and Kramer. Now grab a pastrami on rye, sit back, relax and enjoy.

George eats the eclair from the trash.
“The Gymnast” – Season 6 Episode 6

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Foundry Steve

Aliens? Predators? Lance Henriksen? Oh Boy. It’s ANOTHER Aliens vs. Predator game!

Posted By: on December 29, 2009

Looks like the fine folks at 20th Century Fox are bringing those wacky Aliens and Predators to the video game world…again. Are we going to buy it? Yeah, probably.

Check out the nifty trailer. Click it!

Oooh, a Lance Henriksen voiceover, too! Now we HASTA buys it!

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Chris Illuminati

The A**hole’s Favorite Office Quotes

Posted By: on December 28, 2009

Bill Lumbergh

Hey Peter. How's it going?

You’ve heard them. You’ve used them. Hell, you might have even coined a few. Here are some classic a**hole quotes you are likely to hear around the office and what they really mean.

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Heesa Phadie

What Should I Eat? Produce Aisle Edition (Flowchart)

Posted By: on December 28, 2009

You may have seen Eating the Road’s previous flowcharts:
Fast Food
Chain Restaurant
Freezer Aisle

Well Eating the Road is now going to be posting as Heesa Phadie over here at Top Cultured. You’ll find the same great content just at this new home. This week we bring you the New Years apropos healthy Produce Aisle Flowchart. We get you to the food leaving you only to decide whether or not that cantaloupe is ripe or those avocados are too squishy. Eat away my friends, eat away. Oh…and be sure to add me on Twitter @HeesaPhadie!

[click the flowchart below to enlarge]

What Should I Eat - Produce Aisle

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Awesome Childhood Characters Restyled

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18 Hot Chicks You Can Barely See (Cause They’re Wearing Camo)

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Awesome Class of 2010 Senior Post-It Prank

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Art of the Accidental Penis

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15 Hot Cowgirls… Yeehaw!

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35 Tip Jars Designed to Make You Give More

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15 Pictures of Santa Getting Arrested

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16 of the Hottest Hockey Fans

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15 Hot Chicks Working Out

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The Ultimate Elisha Cuthbert Gallery

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30 Loveable Animals Waving “Hi”

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Ashley Greene Bikini Photos

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12 Hot Chicks Chowing Down

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30 Tip Jars Designed to Make You Give More

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A Couple $100 Reasons To Hate Celebrities

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15 Cool Package Designs for Creative Inspiration

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25 Hottest Shay Maria Photos

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Who Wore It Best: Celebrity Cleavage Edition

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20 Homemade Things That Shouldn’t Be Home-Made

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