Marriage isn’t for everyone, but if its for you, you may want to read up a bit. If I’ve learned anything in life, it’s that you can always believe what you read on a sign. So go on, read, and learn a little before you jump the broom. Here are 14 lessons signs have taught us about wives. Oh, and if you need help winding a wife… boom!
1. As your number of anniversaries go up, opportunities for sex go down
2. If you come home to find your wife and dog are missing, chances are she took him for a walk
3. Every man needs a wife, cause you need someone to blame for everything, whether or not you get away with it
4. You think girlfriends cost money? Just wait ’til you get married
5. Occasionally you’re going to need your wife for a contest, call it… bonding
6. If you leave her (or cheat on her), she’ll sell all your stuff
7. Somewhere there’s a law that lets you sell your wife, but I’m pretty sure she’s not gonna like it
8. If your wife is kidnapped, begging is a good way to make your ransom money
9. If you’re lucky enough to land a wife that wants to do your laundry, never, never leave her
10. If you get caught cheating, your wife is going to make your life a living hell
11. If your wife is hot, everyone is going to want a shot with her, even if they don’t tell you
12. While having multiple wives may seem cool, it’s the quickest way to wipe out your bank account
13. Wives that go out of their way to please their husbands deserve gifts
14. Your wife will never be this dirty… unless you plan it… and give her a diamond
lol… awesome compilation.
FUCKEN AWSOME.
You really need to learn the definiton of You’re vs Your, or at least a competent editor
I wish my girlfriend was that dirty lol
@ Grammar Nazi….
All versions of “your” and “you’re” that he uses are correct. Maybe you need to learn the difference between the two?
The Grammar Nazi ought to learn both the spelling and definition of ‘definition’. I suspect that actually learning the difference between You’re and Your is beyond him or her, as is the use of the period.
Oh, and what is that nonsense about learning the definiton (sic) of a “competent enditor” all about?
Grammar Nazi,
Shouldn’t you learn the difference before correcting other people. “Your” implies ownership while “you’re” is short for “you are”. Feel retarded?
Wow. So the message I carried away from this is “shallow sexist dudes have crappy love lives.” That makes me really happy to hear! Makes me feel like the universe makes sense again.
This is rather sexist. But then, what do I know? I’m just one of those vaginas walking around, waiting to service males, wash clothes and cook dinners.
lol I like the last one
Lelia Thomas, where have you been all my adult life?
Excellent pics! Especially 13 and 14 lol
LOL best one is pic #1.
Very cute. Makes a person smile and laugh out loud. Sometimes people need to learn to take things lightly and not be so critical of the little things. Thanks for sharing these.
brutal is an understatement.
these aren’t “the little things”; these are the things perpetuating archaic ideals and stereotypes… but what do i know?
Get that stick out of your ass, foldered.
Lol the last one was writtenon cars in my street after the sydney dust storms
Hey, very nice website. I actually came across this on Google, and I am really happy I did. I will definately be coming back here more often. Wish I could add to the conversation and bring a bit more to the table, but am just absorbing as much info as I can at the moment.
Thank You